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2020-11-14 03:11:17 (UTC)

Unus Annus Eulogy

On November 14 , Unus Annus was birthed . It had a expiration date even before the first video , three-hundred sixty-five days was all that was bargained November 14 its last day. It quickly became my favorite video with the first video being Unus and Annus ( not Anus) cooking breakfast with sex toys . I loved every day, every hour, and every minute, of each video ( 369 I believe ) . Like millions of others It was hard for me to come to terms of the always presumed demise of the channel . It was especially hard for me , I grow attached to things and very easily make them a daily thing. I felt like they would not delete the channel because of how many begged for it to stay up . But death is not a deal but a promise , and so we must let it hurt and then let it go . I have the few memories I bought lol today and prior and I will hold on to them just like I hold on to my Steven universe, She ra, and Star vs the forces of evil and so forth . The Main difference is I can't rewatch old videos this scared me and at first I thought to record every video,( Until I ran out of space -.-) I decided to delete all the recordings and learn to hold confront my emotions . Its extremely hard for me to let go of things especially things that comforted me and I can rely on for good memories . Its scary because I know I possibly wont be able to remember everything in the passing years . But thats the point of Unus Annus , everyone has a ticking clock that won't stop just because you are scared or don't want to die . it's inevitable , but some part of me still had hope the ticking clock would not strike 000:00:00:00 that it would stop at one and they would laugh and say got ya , but no they said goodbye and then it was gone , gone forever . Im not depressed and Im not THAT sad but still I feel a deep ache in my chest , the same I always feel when someone leaves me or something I once enjoyed is stopped . I wanted to write a letter to the greatest channel that made 2020 feel not so bad .

Unnus Annus , Memento Mori
Ever shall there live a story ,
One with bears and guys in wigs
One with Hee Hoo and his awesome dick
The Scp and James charles jumping
Where Ethan is scared and Mark is on to something
Where Mark is not a masochist and Eef is doing Gymnastics
The weird arch in Eefs back and the better butt elastics
Always somehow naked and Nutball Olympics
Wikifeet and the E-boy aesthetic
Getting tased and pepper sprayed
eating bugs and hot wax on the face
Waxing pubes and painting nude
Gagging mouths and smelling glue fumes
Drinking each others pee and making weird things
like a dummy with nipples and getting earrings
Playing fetch and being better than a dog
Catching bricks and getting water logged
Seven minutes in heaven and a few in hell
Eating pickles and catching a chill
Tasting lube and making pee soda
Don't forget the melon boy persona
punishing Ethan and killing mark
it was good... right from the start
Pole dance ,and human health
super fuck machine and the best in stealth
sensory depravation and bimbofication
Ethan's grip was loose , and the safeword Oasis
Punching holes in walls and digging friends a grave
starting a fire and going insane
Buying a coffin and shaving cream
eating red jello and too much Ice cream
going through labor and holy water
The buddy system and Fishing harbor
unholy water and fanfiction
Finding Atlantis and Ethans lack of attention
Learning to read and multiplication
Haunted zoos and Playdoh thanksgiving
Werewolf mark and the Camp vacation
Disclaimer song and the constant motivation
Eef and his little diddies
Mark and his ginormous titties
Mark was always right and Ethan a cheater
the puppies and the Analese
Chica and spencer and the water pressure tease
Ethans whining and Mark Screaming
The honest truths and the opera singing
the hypnosis and soft core porn
the haunted zoo and Phone charging wars
The "are you close" and Eef always freezing
The Pink trombone and Dont tell amy speeches
So much more ,so little time
Thank you Unus Annus for fixing my nights .


Unus Annus
November 15 , 2019 - November 14 , 2020

If you didn't get to watch Unus Annus or never even heard of it , I'm sorry for your lost .

" its never, uh, an old, you can teach an old dog , uh , you can't teach , you can ?" - Ethan being Ethan and not being able to say a correct fucking sentence .

" No one fucks like Gaston, no one cucks like Gaston, you think you have a wife ...no ITS MINE I'm Gaston !" - Marky Mark mark

" hes kind of mean to me sometimes, and He says, He says Dumb dumb idiot and I look in at myself in mirror and say Dumb Dumb Idiot "- EEF tired of marks bullshit but he keeps asking stupid questions

" Ethan get on your knees " -Mark on the day ethan became a man :(

Watch goodbye montages- 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6HAsvfc2uc
2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJKe24dQGq8
3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5UQqkrHaOU





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