Porky Pieman

Pies, Puns and Filthy Thoughts (18 )
2020-11-10 11:06:16 (UTC)

Bad Luck

Sad to say but Poor Porky has had a couple of pieces of bad lack lately.


Like mosr people I've been getting clothes online during lockdowns 1 and 2, however that's come to a halt, my inconsiderate neighbours have started taking their washing in at night.

I bought a large flat screen television very cheap off the chavvy looking, door knocking bargain boys. When I plugged it in and turned it on the fucking thing only has one channel showing the local train arrivals and departures.




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