Porky Pieman

Pies, Puns and Filthy Thoughts (18 )
2020-11-05 06:43:10 (UTC)

Sugar

Well it's the first day of lockdown2 and I'm awake at stupid o'clock. I haven't slept well thanks to a strange incident last night that's been invading my dreams.


About 9.30 last night I answered a knock on my door. Stood there, wearing their safety mask, a thin white see thru gown, with no underwear underneath a pair of black thigh high stockings was one of my neighbours.


As my eyes took in this sight a voice said "Porky, could you lend me a cup of sugar please, I've run out of it"
Well, me being a kind and generous soul I said "Sure, of course I can, wait here, I'll get you one" then off I trotted to the kitchen, filled a cup with sugar, and went back to the door.


As I was handing it over, a what was meant to be a seductive voice said "Oh thank you so much Porky, would you like to come round and I'll make you a nice cup of tea....and maybe breakfast too"
As my ears took in these words, and my eyes took in the sight before them, I said, "Thanks, but no thanks, now fuck off Donald you dirty pervert"
He's never been the same since his wife left him has Donald, I don't know why though. I'm not saying she was ugly but she once got involved with one of those online scammers and after she sent him a picture of herself he wrote back offering her money to stop contacting him.


Stay safe ladies
Let those titties sway, keep the virus at bay




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