andrew61

Confessions of a Slacker
2008-03-01 00:00:00 (UTC)

50 More Questions

1. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months without cheating?
Is it cheating if my boyfriend shares me with another guy?

2. What did you do today that was productive?
I affixed the four-year extension sticker to the back of my driver’s license.

3. When’s the last time you kissed someone?
Egads… I can’t remember. I think it’s been nearly two years, alas.

4. What is one thing you question a lot?
The origins of the Universe and what it all means. Why are we here?

5. Do you think you lead people on?
Not intentionally.

6. Are you married?
Nope.

7. Have you ever told someone of the opposite sex that you loved them?
In a romantic sense, no. But I’m gay.

8. Is there anyone who doesn’t like you?
Plenty of people, I’m sure.

9. Do you miss someone?
Yes.

10. Did any of your friends go out with any of your ex’s?
No.

11. Are looks important?
Very. But beauty, as they say, is in the eye of the beholder. What looks good to me might not look good to you.

12. What are you wearing?
A grey-white sweatshirt that says “Ameritech: Stick With What Works!” It’s about ten years old and still in pretty good shape. That, and underwear and slippers.

13. Are you mad at someone right now?
Yes, but I put it out of my mind the best I can.

14. Are you talking to anyone?
Not right now.

15. Where do you keep your money?
What’s not in the bank is on top of my dresser. If I’m out it’s in my front pockets.

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17. How did you wake up this morning?
I don’t get the question.

18. Which is more romantic: sunrise or sunset?
Sunset. I haven’t seen a sunrise in years.

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20. Would you die for someone?
I doubt it.

21. Last time in the hospital?
April 2003, for eight days. For an acute pancreatitis attack.

22. How many letters are in your last name?
Six.

23. Do you love anyone?
Yes.

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25. How was your day?
OK, I guess. Neither here nor there.

(And where is Question 26?)

27. Are you scared of spiders?
Yes.

28. Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
Nope.

27. How do you walk?
Upright, on two legs.

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30. What do you think of Fergie?
Prince Andrew’s ex-wife? I think she’s fun, bubbly, and full of life… I wouldn’t mind hanging out with her. I wish she’d move to Chicago. If you mean Fergie the singer, I’m really not familiar with her.

31. Do you believe in love?
Yes, I suppose. Except when I’m in a bad mood, then it’s doubtful.

32. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
I don’t intend to have any, ever. I’m way too self-centered to raise kids.

33. When was the last time you threw up?
About two years ago.

34. Do you curse a lot?
Sometimes.

35. What do you know about the future?
I know I’ll never be a virgin again… unless I’m reincarnated.

36. Do you hate your first boyfriend/girlfriend?
No.

37. Do you only drink bottled water?
No, Chicago tap water is pretty good… especially in restaurants. The stuff that comes out of my kitchen tap, on the other hand, not so much. Too cloudy.

38. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
It depends. Being alone beats being in a bad relationship any day.

39. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
If they’re truly remorseful, yes.

40. Would you believe your ex if she/he said they love you?
Maybe.

41. Most hated food?
Do you want the whole list, or just the top ten? Eggs, anchovies, liver, anything with horseradish… the list goes on.

42. Do you wish someone would call you?
Yes… Eric.

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44. What’s something you wish you could understand better?
Anything to do with mechanics, so I could fix stuff myself. I’m usually pretty clueless.

45. If someone doesn’t like you, it’s usually because?
I’m hard to read because I don’t always correctly pick up on social cues. Because of this I often have a knack for saying the wrong thing, and people take me the wrong way.

46. What are you excited about?
Nothing right now.

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48. Kissed someone in the last 24 hrs?
No.

49. Have you lost friends in the past years?
Yes. But let’s not go there.

50. What’s your favorite food?
Depends on what I’m in the mood for. Pizza or pasta is usually good. The past couple weeks I’ve kinda been on a club sandwich kick… sometimes ham, sometimes turkey.




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