andrew61
Confessions of a Slacker
Another quiz…
(They just keep coming, don’t they?)
[ONE] Who was your last text from?
Text? I don’t text. I’m a luddite, remember?
[TWO] Where was your default pic taken?
What the heck is a default pic?
[THREE] What is your middle name?
Andrew. You don’t think I use my real first name on this blog, do you?
[FOUR] Your current relationship status?
Single, but getting tired of it. It’d be nice to be in a relationship again.
[FIVE] Does your crush like you back?
I’m still trying to figure that out.
[SIX] What is your current mood?
Mellow.
[SEVEN] What’s your dad’s name?
David.
[EIGHT] What color shirt are you wearing?
Greyish-white.
[NINE] Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
I think so.
[TEN] If you could go back in time and change something, would you?
Yes. If I’d thought the world was going to last this long, I would’ve taken better care of myself.
[ELEVEN] Have a crazy side?
Two, actually. There’s good crazy and bad crazy. I like when I’m good crazy.
[TWELVE] Ever had a near death experience?
No, but I’d swear I’ve had out-of-body experiences in the middle of the night.
[THIRTEEN] Something you do a lot?
Surf the internet.
[FOURTEEN] Angry at anyone?
Yes.
[FIFTEEN] Do you wanna see somebody right now?
Oh, yes. But he doesn’t call.
[SIXTEEN] Who is the last person that made you cry?
I don’t remember.
[SEVENTEEN] When was the last time you cried?
I think I cried a couple weeks ago… but it was just a nervous attack.
[EIGHTEEN] Who would you do anything for?
The same person I was thinking about when I answered question number fifteen.
[NINETEEN] Who is your hero?
Heroine, actually. Ninon de l’Enclos, the 17th-century French philosopher/courtesan who allegedly never grew old. Legend has it that handsome young men still panted and lusted after her when she was past seventy, even past eighty. I want to be the gay male version of her.
[TWENTY] What is the one thing you notice about the opposite sex first?
I don’t know… that I’d rather spend my time with them, except that men are so much more attractive?
[TWENTY-ONE] What is your biggest flaw?
Among many others, I guess my tendency to procrastinate and not move forward.
[TWENTY-TWO] What’s your biggest secret?
That I’m really a stranger to my own species… I’m really a space alien masquerading as a human. Well, that’s probably not true, but sometimes it feels like it is.
[TWENTY-THREE] Where is your ex?
Still in Cleveland, as far as I know.
[TWENTY-FOUR] Would you ever take him/her back?
That’s a loaded question… It’s been over twenty years! I’m sorry I ever let him go, though. He was the only guy I’ve ever met who was worth a damn.
[TWENTY-FIVE] Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
Not really.
[TWENTY-SIX] What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Nothing. Had some hot tea a little while ago, though.
[TWENTY-SEVEN??? WHY ARE THERE ALWAYS NUMBERS MISSING FROM THESE?]
[TWENTY-EIGHT] What's your favorite smell?
Fresh bread baking in an oven.
[TWENTY-NINE] Describe your life in one word?
A bit boring at the moment. Hopefully, that will change.
[THIRTY] Have you ever kissed in the rain?
Who the hell remembers?
[THIRTY-ONE] Do you like the rain?
Not usually. It gets in the way when I have places to go.
[THIRTY-TWO] What are you thinking about right now?
I’m still trying to remember if I’ve ever kissed in the rain.
[THIRTY-THREE] What should you be doing right now?
Whatever I want to be doing.
[THIRTY-FOUR] What is your favorite memory?
I don’t know… too many to choose from. Sometimes I reminisce about playing in my grandmother’s garden as a child.
[THIRTY-FIVE] What are you listening to?
The Retro-Active station on Music Choice.
[THIRTY-SIX] Who was the last person you told I love you to?
I think I recall once saying that to someone, but it was a long, long time ago. I hope to maybe one day say it again.
[THIRTY-SEVEN] Who was the last person you yelled at?
I don’t remember. I tend not to yell when I get mad, and bite my tongue instead. I have a dreadful fear of confrontation.
[THIRTY-EIGHT] Do you act differently around the person you like?
Of course. I get all giddy and nervous and tongue-tied.
[THIRTY-NINE] What is your eye color?
Blue.
[FORTY] Who was the last person to make you smile?
A hot guy who cruised me at a favorite Thai restaurant the other day. Unfortunately, he was with someone.
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