Tainted Human Garbage

Insecure and Butthurt
2020-01-11 15:36:51 (UTC)

Financial plans

I want to own a strip club one day, which I think costs around 5 million.
So I'm going to invest almost all of my income: 20% bonds, 80% world stock ETF. I only need $10K in cash while my parents are still alive and own a home I can move back into if I get fired or some shit. Although I might have to sell some of my stock market position if I go back to school.
I also need to move all my money out of my 401K so the government stops fucking me with 59 1/2 bullshit. But I will probably do that after I stop working at my current employer and the future is a little more clear.




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