Diary of A Depressed Author
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2019-12-05 01:52:20 (UTC)

first post (prompt #1)

So... this is my first entry. Can't really say how I would feel about it, other than it makes me feel dumber than ever.

Today I accidentally lodged a spoon in the garbage disposal and it made this noise like I was grinding a body and my parents walked in to find me with my head practically in the sink because i was groping around down there trying to find the spoon

See, this is why you don't move to places with fancy sinks. You end up having to grope a pipe until you nearly stab yourself to death on sharp blades for no reason

For the prompt:
If I could change one thing about myself, it would probably be my eating habits. I either don't eat or binge-eat, and that isn't good. But honestly there's nobody here who really would keep me from doing that, so... What to do?

Anyways, I'm going to go back to writing. Will try to write more of my stupidity tomorrow.

Best of luck,
Your local retard