laying in bed at 12:34 on a friday morning and i have a cold and should probably sleep instead of opening and closing the same three apps over and over again
but you'd never guess what i came across on the twitter dot com website. let's just sayyy the guy who impregnated my ex-wife has been rather horny online lately. like, quite Horny and 9 days ago lately. so many questions, less than zero answers. what in the sweet fuck. i was never horny online, lest of all a few months after my new girlfriend gave birth to my freaking daughter. Freaking Daughter.
Fuck the internet