Elliott Nest

The Importance of Being Earnest...and Frank
2019-08-25 09:09:26 (UTC)

A Day in the Life

Sung to the tune of that "second song" in the Beatles' song A Day in the Life:

Woke up, feel out of bed
Tore the C-Pap off my head

Got a call from work
"Hey, you're fucking up"
I looked at my phone
I knew that I'd be late

Took a shit, and shaved my face
15 minutes, and out that place

In my car enroute my work called again
It was a false alarm so I went into a laugh

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....!!!!!

So yeah, it was a false alarm. But at least I learned that I still got it; I mean jumping outta bed, doing all that and leaving in the house in about 15 minutes timeframe.

So, that's something...!




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