Jake 🇺🇸

Killing Lions
2019-05-29 13:02:19 (UTC)

The craziest night of my life

Ok so this is something that happened right after finals, about two weeks ago. I should also mention it's a night I'm not too proud of. My friend (the guy who punched me when he was drunk that one time) invites his girlfriend, Chelsea, from Texas over to my place. I've never met his girlfriend, though, now that I think about it, I'm not even 100% sure she was his girlfriend, maybe ex? But I don't know a lot about my friend, he flirts with pretty much every single girl.

It's monday but since I had the evening off I decide to hang out with them. They ask me what there is to do. I say: "I'll be watching a movie, you guys can come and chill, bring some snacks!" So they come over. We finish the movie and then decide to go out. I'm already 2 beers in. Anyway, we play pool, Chelsea buys us a pitcher and we drink another few beers. I'm relatively drunk by this point. By around 1 am we get bored of pool and decide to challenge this group of mexicans to a game of "minisoccer" as they called it (foosball). We win and so they buy us all shots of tequila. By this time it's 2 am and the bar kicks us out.

So. We decide to meet back up at my place (with the mexicans) for an after party of sorts. We head out and Chelsea notices this big burly dude with his legs sticking out of his truck. She's like, "uhh hey you, want us to take you home???" The dude is basically passed out, but we manage to get him into our car. We drive him to the far side of town where he says he lives. Turns out... he has no idea where he lives, he's drunk and can't think and doesn't have his phone. We drop him off anyway and watch the dude stumbling around. Finally, he randomly starts sprinting off down the road, we just watch him. I tell my friend, "hey, we should probably pick him up" so we drive after him. Eventually he gets tired and we get him back into our car.

We drive to my place, all the way on the other side of the city (maybe a 9 mile drive), we meet up with the mexicans who bought a bunch of tequila and the party continues, we play kings cup, I juggle fire, we take a bunch of silly pictures. By this time I'm REALLY drunk. The mexicans eventually leave and my friend passes out on the couch. Now it's like 4 am, it's just me, Chelsea and the other random dude we kidnapped. We sort of forget about him. Suddenly Chelsea looks around and is like, "hey, where'd that guy go???" We search and search but he just took off. I'm thinking: "This dude doesn't have his phone, he's 10 miles from home, he's gonna wake up in a ditch someplace in the morning, this is really really bad". But we didn't know what to do. We had no way of finding him. It was really stupid for us to even kidnap this guy in the first place. Even today, I still think back and wonder what happened to him that night.

Whatever

So. It's just me and Chelsea sitting there trying to play a card game; we were both very drunk at this point. I think I even remember saying "I'm. So. Drunk." classic ikr? Before I say what happens next let me first just say that throughout the whole night Chelsea seemed pretty chill, we exchanged a few words, talked a little bit about work but that was it. I never flirted with her, she didn't even seem into me. Well. We just sit there and suddenly... idk... we just start kissing. Her boyfriend (my friend) is passed out on the couch. I tell her, "he's gonna see, he's going to know". She just says let's go into the bathroom. We make out for another few minutes (I remember her hair kept getting in the way, never thought I'd have that problem) and she keeps trying to get me up into my bed, she's like "let's have sex -- right now!" I keep telling her no, no no and I guess that confused her, she's like, "have you had sex before???" I'm just like "no". That confused her even more, and she's like "but you're so tall, athletic and good looking". I just make the excuse that I'm always in the lab and always working (lolz). Whatever. We go outside and kiss for a bit, she still keeps asking for sex, but I keep, pushing her away. Finally I tell her that she needs to sleep. I set up a cot for her, give her a blanket and tell her that she needs to sleep lol. She wanted me to play "The office", she's like "I can't sleep unless I have the TV on. I'm jsut like... whatever... so I turn on the office then pass out on my bed upstairs lol.

What a night. I never knew ladies could be that... aggressive... wow. One of the funnier things that happened was that I was wearing this monitor for a athletic study. When we were making out she feels it on my shoulder, she's like: "WTF is this??????" LOLOL. Obviously I couldn't explain to her that I was taking part in this kinesiology study of athletes while we were kissing. She's just like: "Are you a diabetic?? Is that for blood sugar." I still think back to it and cringe. I'm sure she remembers every little detail. The next week she texts me with just: "I am so sorry". I respond with just "we were drunk. I don't hate you." But honestly, I don't want to hear from her, or see her again. I just want to blot out that memory from my head to be honest. I feel really bad because I'm pretty sure Chelsea doesn't want to see me, and I don't want to see her. Broken. Ugh. This is like the situation where it's easier to just not say anything and go your own way. She lives 1000 miles away, I'll probably never see her again anyway. I just feel bad about everything.

Yeah... anyway... life update...

Right now I'm in the basement of my lab. There's this squeaky magnetometer machine in the next room that I should be checking the data every few minutes. But I haven't -- I'm pretty sure it's doing fine though. I'm listening to... hmm... "Shape of you" by Ed Sheeran. This morning I ran 6 miles. I've been averaging about 12 miles a day, which means, I will need to run another 10 miles later today. There's this picnic that my friend invited me to today but I declined since I have to run and I'm not that interested in meeting new people right now.

I have this new lady friend (no, it's not Chelsea lol) and I just want to focus on spending time with her. Tomorrow we're going to do a little road trip -- go salsa dancing and get some drinks together. Should be pretty fun I guess!! She's this cute, 25 yo veterinarian. Honestly, it wasn't really me that made the first move, she sort of stalked me for the last week going to all the events I went to. She always insisted on taking selfies with me. I thought she was cute and since she was "falling" for me I decided: "Why not? I'm not dating anyone anyway, might as well?" So yeah. I commented on the photo she sent me: "Aww such a cute couple", she responded with: "Oh yes we are :)" and that was all it took, I told her we should try taking another step in our relationship and she was just like "I like it!" So yeah... idk where things are going, I don't particularly connect with her super well, but, she's too easy to flirt with. Last night we did a little Catan night, me and her were on one team and she was giggling at like half the things I said. She is kind of a girly girl (which I LOVE), she's smart, she's christian, loves samsung health (which I thought was super hot btw lol) though, she's mexican so.... i'm not sure how much friction that will add; guess I'll find out.

My roommate actually had a crush on her last year, so I sort of backed off, but since he never really did anything... it's been a whole year... I decided to jump in. He sort of grumbled that "Ohh she's not really into you" and "she just wants a trophy guy who will text her and make her feel good about herself". Well. Idk. But right now I don't really care, I'm able enough to jump out of a bad relationship. And, I'm very patient. I just hope she is too.

But yeah, her "falling for me" was a huge confidence boost. I honestly feel unstoppable lol. I mean, I just feel like if I want a girl, any girl that's my type, I can get her. I don't understand why so many guys fall for the sluts, the unintelligent and the stuck up ultra-attractive women. I'm just not into that. I mean, my mind and body need to be turned on. If she's super attractive -- ok. But for me to truly fall for her I have to see a future, I have to see her as attractive in my mind.




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