Porky Pieman

Pies, Puns and Filthy Thoughts (18 )
2017-06-18 08:51:59 (UTC)

Fishy Business

Sir Porknotalot received a parcel delivery yesterday and amongst the contents was a rather strange item. I'd bought myself a large selection of boxer shorts, none of those nut crushing budgie smuglers for the Porkster, and a load of pairs of socks, for some reason I go through a lot of socks, they are cheaper than rubber gloves though and do save on a mess.

Anyway, also in the parcel was a pair of fishnet tights, I might, and I mean might, have occasionally looked at the odd picture of fishnet clad legs but I've certainly never ordered any. Now I'm in a quandry what to do with them, send them back? no, a freebie is a freebie, I've no piewoman to model them so what's a man to do. My little sausage roll is telling me to try them on but me being a good clean living man who is pure and innocent in such things I've resisted....for now. I wonder if it was a female packer at Amazon who guessed who I was by the amount of socks I ordered and chucked them in as an added masturbatorial aid. That's all I've time for now, I'm going fishing ;)




Ad: