Porky Pieman

Pies, Puns and Filthy Thoughts (18 )
2016-10-04 08:48:52 (UTC)

Trifle

So I said to her, "I'm going to pour custard on your thighs, put some jelly on your stomach, whipped cream on your breasts, and I might even sprinkle some grated chocolate on, then I'm going to slowly devour it off you"

"Oh no you're not" she said, "I'm not a woman to be trifled with"




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