Porky Pieman

Pies, Puns and Filthy Thoughts (18 )
2016-09-03 10:26:26 (UTC)

Will She Respond

After getting yet another scam mail today I decided to have some fun.
Here's the mail.

My dear compliment of the day and how is life over there in your country? Is me Miss Fatima we need to talk, please contact me back I have something important to share with you,
Thanks,
Miss Fatima

Here's my reply.

Miss Fatima, I do hope it is your breasts and vagina you wish to share with me. Are you going to take me sailing amongst the stars aboard the love boat that is your body?

Are we going to share those intimate touches, kisses, caresses as man and woman are wont to do in those fleeting moments of pleasure when two lonely souls seek the solace of the pleasures of the flesh?

Are we going to do our bit for International Relations by joining together, celebrating this union amidst a plethora of mutual orgasms?

Please tell me this is so as you can be sure I am capable of rising to the occasion.

I eagerly await your response and am sitting here in a masturbational haze and licking donuts while impatiently waiting for you to be the oasis in my barren desert.

Yours Lustily..Jack Inoff

Will she answer? Is it really a man? We shall see.




Ad: