Porky Pieman

Pies, Puns and Filthy Thoughts (18 )
2016-08-29 09:26:19 (UTC)

Bank Holiday

It's a Bank Holiday here in the UK today which is nice, but what I need is a wank holiday.

Talking of stress relief, I've bought myself something to help with it. No, not a blow up doll or a Philipino wife, a Himalayan Therapeutic Rock Salt Lamp. Wether it works or not it looks nice and will give a nice glow when I slip my sock on for my usual form of relief.




Ad: