Billabonic

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2016-07-19 16:14:39 (UTC)

RNC Shitshow 2016

So the first night of the Republican Convention was truly a shitshow. The theme was, “Make America Safe Again,” I guess sponsored by Trojan Condoms. Tonight’s episode, I’m guessing will be, “We Could Fuck Up A Wet Dream America, probably being sponsored by “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.”
Anyway it had everything last night, Has-Been actors jumping through hoops to get noticed again, a Representative of Iowa quoting from his own updated version of “Mein Kampf,” The presumptive nominee’s wife taking “Freedom of Speech” to a whole new level, the “White Elevators” signs, a no longer relevant mayor and retired general teaming up for their rendition of, “We’re Bringing The War Back Home,” as well as the RNC, in general, showing us all that no one can produce a shitshow like they can. I think they might have future aspirations of taking it to Broadway some day.
Get ready, I’m sure there’s more to come. To quote Samuel L. Jackson, “Hold on to your butts,” and I’m sure with the republican’s obsession with sex, it’s probably a good thing to remember.




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