Cheese

Story of a Girl
2015-10-31 22:14:29 (UTC)

Happy birthday, bro

Okay, bro. I don't really know where to go off from here.

I know we had a really weird start back in your junior year. I hated you up until the point where you started being a bit nicer. I was still super skeptical of your intentions, but you proved your intentions were friendly. We became like okay friends for a while but things didn't start picking up until your senior year, like January of last year when you came back.

Like, wow. I wouldn't have thought we would be such good friends. WOW. You're actually a pretty cool dude. You're secretly a geek and you're passionate about things and there's a lot of things people don't know about you but I'm fortunate enough to have gotten close to you to know all these things. You're so fucking rad. If I could change the way we met, I wouldn't. Things worked out just fine for us and I'm glad that we're friends. I honestly didn't think of how to structure this nicely so I'm sorry if everything sounds weird and out of place. For once, I'm actually just writing down things as they come to me. You're, like, the little devil that stands on my shoulder. You try to push me out of my comfort zone, but you know when enough is enough and I appreciate you doing that. OH, like the one time you got me to jump off the swing. I seriously still hate you for that, but in a good way. But really, don't ever do that again or I will bite you.

You're also super closed off but it just takes the right people to open you up and I'm glad I'm one of 'em. You're just SO COOL. You're actually so shy and sensitive, even though you give off the impression that you're some tough guy. I mean, you ARE a tough guy, but you're a tough guy with feelings and I like that a lot about you.

SO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU NERD.

You're finally 18 and you're probably going to reck shit not. Or maybe not, because now you actually have to take responsibility for yourself. Like the one time you hopped on the school "golf" carts and started driving it around campus. You could've gotten into deep shit had the janitors been there to see you.

You're awesome.

I'm trying to list all the nicknames you have for me. Lemme see...

·Princess
·Girl with the Hair
·Girl with the eyes
·Girl
·HEY
·Brown-Eyed
·Munchkin
·Beebster
·Curly
·Curly hair
·Shorty (shortee) X
·Darlin'
·Lacy
·Little Girl

And most recently,
·Chipmunk

I'm probably missing a lot more because you've stopped calling me by those names (thank you, btw) but these were all pretty big for a while. My favorite one is definitely Lacy. Chipmunk is a super second close.

I think I should call you now. I should check up on Ellíe, too. The E twins are so weird when it comes to drinking. Like, Leó drinks constantly but he sobers up pretty quickly and he's not a strange drunk. He's a chill drunk. Elízabeth rarely drinks, but when she does... damn. Her behavior at your birthday party last night was YIKES. She did sober up pretty quickly but JESUS. She's crazy. You're a good friend for being there with her. Also, hope you enjoyed your party. You looked great in the Vader costume, by the way. Now, we just need to buy tickets to see the new Star Wars film. FUCK MAN, THE HYPE IS REAL. You need to take me if my parents won't. We also need the new battlefront game. The beta videos make me melt.

I had something to say but I just forgot.

Hmmmmm.

Stephen, you stay rocking the whole rebel look, okay? It suits you. Also, I know you're busy and stuff but we should all play baseball some time. Maybe we'll play on the same team this time and we can kick ass together.

Also, I'm still doing my research on why you and El don't get along. You guys have hated each other since you guys were like, what, 14? And you guys are both turning 18 (you already have, but) this year. Whatever it is that you guys hate each other for, let it go. I'm going to continue doing my research until one of you guys tells me what happened. You losers. I love you guys both, though.

One last note: I still believe you photoshopped your birth certificate. There's no way you were just born on halloween. I had this one friend in middle school named Arturo and he was born on halloween too, but he's a cool dude and you're... "evil". You're the reincarnation of satan if it's true.

ALSO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ARTURO, WHEREVER YOU ARE. FROM YOUR BEST FRIEND IN 2ND GRADE, BIANCA.




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