✯Sincerely, Me✯

☯LivingWithMyself☯
2015-07-23 21:01:19 (UTC)

How To Be Me - In My House


Dear Reader,

A How To Guide To Live In My House With My Family
(Note, this entry will be rewritten and added too in the near future. Be sure to refer to that one.)


---Some characteristics about them you need to know first!---


1) They are very short tempered. Any little thing can set them off.

2) They are extremely impatient.

3) They are narcissistic, they are condescending. and they are ALWAYS the victim.

4) They don't respect you, but expect you to respect them.

5) They are religious. They DEMAND that you respect their beliefs,
but constantly berate you because you are Atheist.
They will start preaching at you/Bible thumping at ANY given moment.
They shamefully disrespect other religions, and refuse to accept scientific progress and facts.
They are offended by the fact our society tries to treat all religions equal, and giving theirs no special treatment.

6) They are hypocrites, and they contradict themselves A LOT.

7) They claim that they aren't racist/homophobic, but make discriminatory, homophobic, and racist comments.

8) They aren't good at giving instructions/directions. They will insult your intelligence if you don't understand.

9) They are very forgetful.

10) They are inconsistent

---------- Steps ---------------

Step 1-
Never EVER share any emotions and ideas.

Even though you suffer from:
Clinical Depression, Panic Disorder, social anxiety, and personality Disorders.
You must pretend that everything is okay ALL the time.

Even if they ever asked how you were feeling, if you were honest about it,
They will completely belittle you and your problems!
So just keep it all inside, and spend most of your time away from them!
You must choke back tears and anger and disappointment! You aren't allowed to express any of it!
If you need to cry, you have to do it as QUIETLY as possible at night when everyone is in bed.

You can't express any individuality and personality. You have to hide most of the aspects of who you are.

Step 2-
You are ALWAYS wrong, even when you're right!
Because you are 18 years old, nothing you say is valid!
They will never admit to being wrong or apologize!
Never EVER disagree with them!
If you try to express YOUR ideas or opinions that are different,
then you are INSULTING their intelligence.
If you express your disagreement,
this while result in them insulting YOUR intelligence, and your ideas and opinions.


When they are proven wrong, but won't admit it,
prepare yourself for being yelled at/fits of rage/outbursts and tears/accusations of hating them, and acting as if you are superior than them.
Their views and opinions
are ALWAYS correct. What they say/think is LAW.

Step 3-
They have incredibly narrow expectations for you!
Such as:
Be Christian
Be feminine
Be Straight
Be Extroverted
You can't EVER make mistakes.

And on top of all that, You aren't ANY of those things!
And they only know that you're not Christian, or feminine or extroverted but refuse to accept/believe it!
You are pansexual, and you live closeted in your own house!
You'll never be able to talk about any of these things either! (See step 1)

Step 4-
Be prepared to be a complete and utter disappointment!
They will constantly complain about you not meeting up to their expectations!
In their eyes, you are defective and a failure!
They will complain and belittle each and every little thing you do.
They don't appreciate your talents.
Nothing you do will ever be enough.

Step 5-
You have to plan out every action you make after you leave your room. (See important characteristic 1)
If you want/need anything you MUST do serious planning and waiting in order for odds to go in your favor.
You can't ask for things in short spans of times. You have to wait awhile between asking.
If odds do go in your favor after you ask the first time, you will have to wait until they can remember/until the span of time is over so you can remind them. (As it says up top, they are very forgetful. You will have to ask a few times and wait a good amount of time to get whatever it is you need/want done.)

In order to get what you need/want, it usually takes a lot of convincing, and you will have to experience the following of their characteristics:
Their short temper
Insults/ Being belittled.
Impatience.
Forgetfulness.

Step 6-
They depend on you for a lot of things!
You do chores while your two brothers don't do anything!
They don't make either of them do anything!
But guess what? They belittle the chores that you do!
Even though you contribute, It's never enough.

- Pyro




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