Guavaincamo

Pen to Keyboard
2015-06-28 18:04:16 (UTC)

Shaving should be outlawed

So I'm heading off to LA in a couple of days for a week's holiday with that best friend I keep talking about. We're gonna be hitting the beach so you know what that means? I have to shave.

I loathe shaving, I hate it. I hate all forms of hair removal, period. Personally, if I had it my way I'd never shave/wax/remove hair EVER AGAIN. I'd keep my bushy armpits and bushy genitals. Unfortunately, people are brainwashed into thinking it's 'disgusting' and 'gross. No, not washing is disgusting and gross. If there hair wasn't meant to be there then it wouldn't grow there. I think we can all thank adult videos for why people have this perception that the hair has to go. In winter I will not shave at all. I don't grow much hair on my legs so no one can ever tell the difference of whether I've shaved there or not.

The hair grows so fast. My bestie is talking about how she wants to laser hers off. For a chick with alopecia totalis (total hairloss), you'd think she'd appreciate hair a bit more but nope. I mean she's always been that way really, always succumbed to what the world is doing, always keeping up with the trends.

Now I'm no hipster but I prefer to follow anything but the trend. If everyone is into something I literally start to HATE it. Like Game of Thrones and Naruto. I'm known to just be the person doing/watching/listening to things that barely anyone else is. I'm sure that's nothing to do with it anyway.

Today I have to landscape. Womanscape? I don't know but yeah I have to trim the hedges. I'm dreading it. Not only is shaving 'down there' fussy, irritating and takes forever but it leaves me feeling so strange afterwards, it's not comfortable at all! I'll trim, that's ok but in all honesty most of the time I don't even do that. Well, unless I wanna end up on the web shamed for having whiskers peeking out my bikini bottoms (it happens!) I gotta mow the lawn in it's entirety. I bought hair removal cream and wax strips (SUPER PAINFUL, WHO DF DOES THAT OFTEN?!) for the really difficult place. Actually, tbh, I really don't need to shave it all off at all. Just the sides that people will see and the rest I can keep. Actually fuck it, I'm not shaving it all off. If people don't like it, kiss my ass. I hate the procedure so why should I do it for other people when I myself have no problem? I don't smell, not even when my armpits are full-blown tree-like. It's called *washing* and *deoderant*. My armpits are darker shade to the rest of me anyway, it will all just look odd. So I'm not shaving again because I hate the process. If the hair removal cream go ok then maybe I'll do that but bye-bye razors and definitely by to waxing and laser.




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