Porky Pieman

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2015-01-15 11:25:29 (UTC)

Win An Argument With A Woman

Time to pass on some invaluable advice to fellow members of the male species on how to win an argument with the female species.

Here are my top 5 tips.

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If you were naive enough to believe you could ever win an argument with a woman, you're thicker than my waist and here's the 2 simple reasons why.

1: A woman is NEVER wrong. This is a fact, and one that a woman is often fond of reminding you, especially during an argument.

2: If by some miracle they are wrong and you might actually be going to win the argument, they are not going to admit it, they simply use the tried and trusted way that women have used for centuries and guarantees they will win, The Power Of The Pussy. It doesn't say a word but wins every argument.

So my fellow males, the simple fact is, that arguing with a woman is like being tied, bent over a table, with a woman wearing a strap-on behind you. You are going to get fucked wether you like it or not.




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