Porky Pieman

Pies, Puns and Filthy Thoughts (18 )
2015-01-01 11:52:44 (UTC)

New Year, Same Old Smutoo

Oh how she prayed
This year she'd get laid
No more the dry maid

On this New Years Day
He wanted a lay
Alas, 'twas self play

Little Miss Muffet
Played with her tuffet
Using a leg of her buffet

Little Miss Muffet
Sat strange on her buffet
A leg in her tuffet

Little Jack Horner
Was such a loner
Only he stroked his boner

He saw a bare bum
But alas was still glum
It belonged to his mum

As the New Year started
Her bum cheeks she parted
Auld Lang Syne she farted





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