Cheese

Story of a Girl
2014-12-29 12:26:58 (UTC)

Guy is back!

"I don't Obamacare about your country, Guy." - Elí 2014

"I'll Palin on everything you love." - Guy 2014


Well...


Guy FINALLY came back from his trip to Mexico & oh my gosh... I realized that I missed him a lot more than I had thought.

Guy knows how to make me happy. Whenever I'm down, I can count on him to cheer me up. We have similar living situations, so we can also relate to things going on at home. He's also Leó's best friend, & it's nice to see them play fight again over stupid shit.


*playing Go Fish*

Guy: Go fish.

Elías: Bro, you have my card. I just saw you hide the 2.

Guy: I only have 5's.

Elías: YOU JUST PUT IT IN YOUR SOCK. YOU HAVE A 2. GIVE ME THE FUCKING CARD.

Guy: I don't have your damn 2! *a pause... squints eyes* You callin' me a liar?

Elías: *squints eyes* ...I'm not calling you a truther.

Me: *recording for snapchat* Did you just make a Drake & Josh reference?

Elías: Yes, si, sim, oui, da, hai--

Guy: THAT'S IT. YOU GOIN' DOWN, YA MULTILINGUAL BITCH. I ONLY SPEAK AMERICAN & MEXICAN. YOU'RE SPEAKIN' SHIT ABOUT ME IN-- FUCKING FRANCE SHIT.

Me: American & Mexican aren't--

Elías: ONE ON ONE, FIGHT ME, YOU LITTLE MEXICAN SHIT.

*guys start play fighting*

Me: I need to buy more popcorn.


and then a few minutes later... Guy knows how to make fun of El's dad. (Which is fucking hilarious to all of us.)


*we're all in the bathroom, taking turns brushing our teeth*

Me: I want a beard... I want a REAL beard-- a MAN beard. I'm the manliest female I know. I'm gonna grow a beard in 2015. Hashtag goals.

Guy: *turns to look at Elías* Aye, little boy. When will you ever grow some facial hair?

Elías: I don't know, DAD. *sprays shaving cream on his face*

*3 minutes later*

Guy: Maybe he'll grow facial hair when his father respects him.

Elías: *spits out water & start laughing/choking* Too fucking soon, haha. (It's funny if you know about their father-son relationship.)


Guy isn't himself when he doesn't make the occasional That's-What-She-Said jokes, which I love... sometimes.


*cleaning the backyard of broken tree branches*

Me: Oh... The branch is stuck in the mud. Please, get it out.

Guy: That's what she said... politely.

Elías: God fucking damnit, /I/ was going to say that!

Me: I'm stabbing the both of you in my mind right now.

Elías: Very cry.

Guy: So hate.

Elías: Much sad.

Guy: Wow. *sad face*

Me: I'm going to chop you both into pieces, stuff your body parts in my blender, & feed them to the homeless cats.

Guy: Someone finally found their creativity while I was gone.

Me: YOU'RE GOING FIRST.


I also realized that I did NOT miss when they were Idiot 1 & Idiot 2. I remember the one time when they almost burned my house down... Almost. Someone *coughGUYcough* didn't know that you don't pour water on electronics to put out a fire.


OH.
Renett came over for a few hours since she got in a fight with her parents... She met Guy for the first time.


Me: This is my neighbor Guy. He's nice if you don't touch his hair.

Renett: What guy?

Me: THAT GUY. *snickering*

Guy: *glaring at me* I don't like you right now.

Renett: Wait, that's YOUR name?

Guy: Maybe.

Renett: Who the FUCK names their child that? It's fucking awesome & they should adopt me.

Guy: I see someone's a fan of AOT.

Renett: Oh my god yesssss. Have you seen it?

Guy: It wasn't half as bad as I thought.

Renett: YOU FUCKER. I like you.


They're both gonna get along so well, ahhh.


Also, this happened ten minutes after:

Elías: I don't Obamacare about your country, Guy.

Guy: That's it, bud, I'm going to Romney you so, so hard.

Elías: I'll punch you in the Bush if you do.

Guy: I'll Palin on everything you love.


My two favorite guys. :^)




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