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2014-12-22 12:35:35 (UTC)

I'm going to hell

Was playing cards against humanity tonight with a few friends. One of them was this older fat chick who has a crush on me. The question she had to ask was 'A girl's best friend is _____.' I had a card that said 'morbidly obese chicks'. I played it before thinking to myself, if she chose it as the winning card, she'd know it came from me rather than just suspect and would burst into tears. She didn't pick it but I could see it hurt. I need to find a nice girl around my mid thirty to properly cut this irritating cord. This is why I'm going to hell.


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