Porky Pieman

Pies, Puns and Filthy Thoughts (18 )
2014-11-03 10:48:23 (UTC)

Pleasing a woman

So you want to please a woman. Lots of gentle caressing of her body? Lavish attention on her breasts and nipples with your fingers and mouth? Spend an hour with your face between her legs? Swallow a box of viagra so you're harder than an iron bar? Build up your stamina so you can last a bit longer than your normal 10-20 seconds when indulging in a bit of the old in and out?

No, it's a lot easier than that. Simply make sure your wallet is thicker than your penis.




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