Porky Pieman

Pies, Puns and Filthy Thoughts (18 )
2014-09-20 20:07:42 (UTC)

Sex

If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question, Yes is the answer.

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

Sex is dirty only if it's done right.

Sex for a woman is like snow, she never knows how many inches she is going to get or how long it is going to last.

Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.

Masturbation is sex with someone you love.

I'm bored stiff tonight so I thought I'd try and amuse myself, if I've brought a smile to your Saturday night there's no need to thank me, just chuck me a pie.

I'll leave you with this little known fact

99% of women say they don’t like men who wear leather pants. Which almost works out perfectly, since 100% of men who wear leather pants don’t like women.




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