hell on heels

Fuckity Fucks.
2014-01-10 07:54:34 (UTC)

Late night convos with an old friend (whiteboy)

Me: I think I am going to put an ad on craigslist and be like....

White boy...

Me: Do you hate the idea of seeing a counselor? Just need someone to sit and listen and give you life advice? Well call me for a 45 dollar fee you can have a lovely conversation with me in public so we make sure you don't slit my throat forms of payment CASH ACCEPTED EVERYWHERE!

White boy: ahahaha i could see you doing that
White boy: but not for me

Me: Think people would pay me?

White boy: automatically dirty thoughts popped in
White boy: heck yes
White boy: maybe do the ad a wee bit different though lol

Me: Is the throat slitting a little much?

White boy: no keep that! thats good

White boy: round out the roughness and go a wee bit more subtle about the payment.




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