The Anonymous Writer

The Journal With No Name
2013-01-08 22:55:48 (UTC)

Gossip Girl Coming To North Carolina

Dear Journal,

My, my what shame I have to not even tell you the major thing going on today!! I suppose I will just have to make an entire entry out of it. It's that juicy. I promise.

So... have you ever seen Gossip Girl? You know, the tv show with Chuck Bass and all of those girls and the whole xoxo part? Ahhh, well I'm sure you get the gist of what I'm talking about.

Anyway Gossip girl just went to my town in North Carolina. It's a small town, so it's quite interesting to hear what's going on. However don't dare to think the actual tv show visited my town. Oh no! This is much better!!

On twitter somebody anonymously has been posting dirty secrets about the kids in our town who have done some nasty shit. This person goes by gossip girl. And all of what they say is true. I would know, it's stuff I've heard. And not just some twisted, rumored shit. No, that'd be completely pointless around here. It's hard facts.

The worst part? Well, the kids in this town are starting to direct message this anonymous person. About what you may ask? Unfortunately, these kids are sending dirty secrets about their own friends for some cheap entertainment. And so, this "gossip girl" took snap shots and showed it for all of cyberspace to see. In black and white you can find it on twitter. It's awful really, but I believe it's well deserved for all of those bitches and dicks who dared to back stab their best buds like that.

So wanna hear a few things this person has tweeted? Well, why not? I don't see the harm.

~Where to start, where to start. Which whores secrets should I give out first?

~I give credit where credit is due. Congrats #AM for almost hooking up with every guy in town. #chhsgossip #allschoolgossip

~well everyone. you all ratted out your friends secrets for a bit of entertainment. what great people you are. enjoy the photos of the DMs.

And so on...

It's completely genius in a way. I mean it proves that fact that this town is a bunch of rich kids with fake friends. And maybe some not-so-rich-possibly-poverty-stricken-kids too. But above all, I hope that now you get the idea of why sometimes I just can't handle this town. It's much too awful to be in sometimes. And I wished I could focus in on my tennis, medical books, my weight, and other important things but I can't. I have attention problems, that I don't really know are serious problems. (Not diagnosed anyway.) So yep. Have fun with your life. I'll just be sitting here next to my laptop regretting on eating all of these chocolate covered pretzels while you continue on with such an average, teenage life!!

Whoopie!!!

Signing out,
Brooke Something

P.S. This is the last entry for tonight. I promise!




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