Unwanted

Ready to be just ok
2012-10-17 13:42:05 (UTC)

Tools for me, tools 4 u

So, I bought a cock ring with a built in vibrator, i bought a pink dildo vibrator thing. I bought a Gigi. That's kinda like a pocket masturbator. It was so funny when the lady was demonstrating how to use the tools, with the Gigi, it's pink and basically you put the penis in and hopefully it pops out the other side. She actually said that. I laughed so hard thinking about a dick that couldn't pop out the other side, I mean that would mean it would be less than 5 inches erect. Really, I wonder if that happens. Well anyway, after it pops out the other side you put the separate vibrator in the other hole and turn in on , then you like the parts you can see and rub the Gigi just like giving a bj, then right before the explosion happens you grab the top of the Gigi pull it tightly over the head of the penis and it creates a vacuum seal that simulates a deep throat bj. Well that seems like a lot of work just to not get cum in your mouth, but anyway, it was funny because she was so serious. Um, I also bought a thing of cotton candy cream lotion. Man it taste good. Can't wait to get my package in the mail.




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