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Fuckity Fucks.
2012-07-20 05:01:28 (UTC)

Flax cereal

What the fuck? Yeah thats right! Last night I am STARVING and there is not much in my aunts house, so I am like hell yes I am going to smash this oatmeal looking cereal in her fridge I open it and there is just an extreme mixture going on in that tuperware. Raisins, oats, granola, almonds, etc. The shit looked good to me so I ask my Aunt first to double check if she cared if I ate some she is like no help yourself. I grab it out and she pours me a bowl, meanwhile I am searching for milk which she uses coconut milk YUM my fave plus its vegan = happiest girl!!! =] I look up and she has poured me the BIGGEST fucking bowl of cereal known to man kind, I am not joking. my eyes widen and I scream holy shit okay thats enough it will take me a week to eat all of this, she laughs and tells me how growing girls need to eat.

Not so bad right? Its just a big ass bowl of cereal...right? NO it took me 25 minutes to eat this bowl of fucking cereal and I had to add milk 2 seperate times because the oats kept soaking that shit up! omg I was so effing full by the time it was done, BUT it was frickin delicious.

Now thats not even the bad part, the food went down my belly was full and that should be the end of this pointless story, but no! So then today I forget all about the cereal until my stomach hurts so bad I feel like I am about to shit a large brick... apparently all the oats and flax and grains MAKE YOU SHIT YOUR BRAINS OUT!!!! Hmm, I think she did this on purpose ;-) hahahaa jk

Did I mention she asked me if I had HIV? LMFAO....uh what?




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