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2012-02-13 17:38:36 (UTC)

condoms

When I was barely a teenager, I got very embarrassed purchasing my first deodorant. I have always been more private than most.

So, I dragged my feet buying condoms. I mean, if they were dispensed from a vending machine, I'd buy them. I have no idea where a truck stop might be that I'd likely find one of those machines. So, I am remanded to a regular store.

When I was young, and I'd buy porn, I thought it was kinda erotic to buy from some woman. It was kinda hot... but I'm old now, and I don't buy porn... and well, I guess I am way more shy these days.

So, when I went to the store to buy condoms, I also bought a Valentines day card. The lady at first only saw the card and she was all bubbly and like hey how are you? Then she saw that I was also buying condoms... and the conversation stopped.

As shy as I am, I just probably went 12 shades of red...

Anyway, lambskin condoms...omg they are expensive!

I hope I get to use them before they expire in 2014.

That is 1/2 serious half not.




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