hell on heels

Fuckity Fucks.
2011-08-10 22:52:26 (UTC)

back from .... THE BIG HOUSE

So.... its been awhile I often get busy and forget the about the little things I so clearly defend as being "most important", but I am back and ready to get some real work done! First lets start with my tuesday night adventure, where to start?

Oh how about I WENT TO FUCKING JAIL! Shitty right? Here's how this all went down, I wake up tuesday morning knowing I have to work at 5 that evening so I start the day right away hop in the shower make the boys lunch and send him on his way to work than I jump in the car chatting it up with an old friend that recently ran away to Portland, Kids got balls.... wish I could grow a pair and do the same, but thats besides the point I am so wrapped up in our conversation I miss my turn and am currently heading the wrong way I decide to head down the next street and take the long way since I was well on my way no reason to turn around. I get one street away from being back on the right path and WOULDNT YAH KNOW construction they tear up the damn streets around here every single day they are always doing something. *TAX DOLLARS* so I have to turn around by the library and head back, FUCK I see a cop pull out behind me instantly I know I am fucked. so I stop at the stop sign and make a right continuing on my way until he pulls me over then I see the lights...

I stop the truck blast my ac and roll the window down while grabbing my identification, cop walks up tells me his LAME ass reason for pulling me over, "Mam do you know your cab brake light is out?" I reply no not even knowing what the fuck that meant. Hes all well its no big deal it doesn't effect your stopping, turning, or braking I am just letting you know. At this point I'm like okay cool hes just letting me know and sending me on my way NOPE WRONG AGAIN! He asks for license and registration insurance all that good shit I am like honestly man I don't have my id with me I am on my way to DMV to get it RIGHT NOW, so I tell him I have my birth certificate and ss card and a school ID. I give him my B.C. and he heads to the car. I know he is not going to find me in the system cuz a week earlier I went to DMV and they couldn't find me in the system either. Dude can't find me and eventually comes back and tells me to get out of the car I want to freak out but I am like omg this can't be serious.

I plead and tell him that I am going to get my license # right now i am having my boss look it up and all this other shit and he is like no its too late blah blah blah. okay now I am pissed @ this point! He cuffs me and puts me in the back of the cruiser I am balling my eyes out because I am just sooo pissed off! FUCKERS! eventually the wrecker gets there and tows my shit away and we head down to county the whole time I am in the cruiser texting everyone I need to take care of this shit. which worked out to some points. LONG STORY SHORT.

JAIL FUCKING BLOWS... kay keep in mind they are taking me in because I didn't have my license on me BUT I do have a license just wasn't on me at the time. NOW I get to the actual jail still freaking out and pissed plus i am sweating NO AC in the back of a cruiser unless you sit right in the middle you can catch a WEE LITTLE BIT. I sit me down cut off the jewlery that doesn't easily come off and tell me to sit down on the bench against the wall they take my shoes and the floor btw is disguisting hasn't been swept of mopped since the last person got stabbed more than likely. I sit there for ever by myself while that stupid bitch works on other peoples shit and no one is even in there. eventually a random guy gets brought in and the girl cop puts me in a room where I am alone and then comes in like 30 minutes later and says hey your friend is on her way you will be out by 3pm I am like cool 2 hrs in jail No Big Deal, 45 minutes later they let me out of the room still no friend to get me! and 4 inmates that they were waiting to go back inside to the real jail are sitting behind me making snide comments licking their dirty lips and saying shit to me I am like oh fuck no! So I yell at one and ask why the fuck are talking to me. he was weird as hell and this bitch asks me all my information in front of these JAILBIRDS you know they now know my name birtday and fucking where I live! REALLY. so eventually they go back to their rooms in the jail and I am just left with 2 other ppl that got picked up one sits down right next to me and is trynna talk to me and THEN is just freaking me out. so next the cops LEAVE me alone with these guys in this room I am like wtf they are gonna kill me I was seriously so scared I was havin a panic attack, they didn't try anything but still I was freaked the fuck out NO ONE WAS AROUND and anything could have happened! I eventually get out around 5 that evening PISSED AS HELL! my friend brings me home and I realize oh shit I don't have my fucking keys cuz they wrecker has em.

I go to court this morning at 8 oclock a little early for my bones and the judge gives me 6 months probation and waves my court cost so I don't have to pay anything else. since I paid 60 to get out of jail the day before ..... UHHHHHH

I want to kick that cop in his tooth! I talked to the wrecker today and wouldn't you know he told me that the cop arrested me because I gave him false information. WHICH I DIDNT! I gave him my name and birth certificate all sorts of shit!

So now I am stuck, do you think that I should get a lawyer and fight this or just let it be?




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