hopelessly bored

trial and error
2011-02-04 08:28:55 (UTC)

UNSENDABLE LETTER (MOTHER FUCKER)

this is going to be long, profane and innappropriate but I CANT
FUCKING SLEEP BECAUSE I KEEP THINKING ABOUT HOW BAD I WANT TO WRITE
THIS.
ITS 3:30 AND I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT 9. I AM PISSED AS FUCK ABOUT THIS.
I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS DISGUSTING SHIT SO I'M WRITING A
VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY MEAN LETTER TO THIS DOUCHER.

JESUS FUCK.


dear asshole,

you are an annoying douche. i hate you more than words can express.
you thought i liked you but you are so. fucking. wrong. i actually
hate pretty much everything about you and i will name EACH AND EVERY
TRAIT OF YOURS THAT PISSES ME OFF.

1. you are one annoying son of a bitch. you tell the same stupid ass
jokes all the time and in the same annoying fucking voice. it's not
even FUCKING FUNNY AFTER THE FIRST TIME YOU SAY IT SO JUST SHUT UP.
your stupid sarcastic voice annoys me so goddamn much. I just want
to punch your stupid ugly face everytime you speak.

2. you are hideous. not that I care that much about appearances but
SRSLY WTF?! HAVE YOU NO SHAME?! you need to lose some fucking
weight. you always tell me how much you work out but i don't believe
you cause you're still fucking fat as hell. also your hair looks
very stupid. get a real haircut. you're not a little kid anymore,
act like a man AND SEE A BARBER CAUSE YOUR HAIR LOOKS FUCKING
RETARDED. and you need braces like a mother fucker.

3. you always tried to make me get sad by talking about how you had
sex with all these ugly ass girls, but THE JOKES ON YOU BECAUSE I
DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU! you're the stupid one for even telling
me cause now i just think you're an idiot!

4. i lied to all my friends about your ugly stupid ass because i was
afraid they'd look on your facebook page and you're SO GODDAMN UGLY
THAT I DIDN'T WANT THEM TO SEE YOU!

5. i know i'm the stupid one for even hooking up with you, but let
me just tell you this!!! I NEVER CONSIDERED YOU MY BOYFRIEND YOU
IDIOT! DONT YOU KNOW WHAT A HOOK UP IS?! NO STRINGS ATTACHED! AND
YOU WERE HORRIBLE AT HOOKING UP! YOU SUCKED AT KISSING. the thought
of it makes me want to hurl. i literally can't sleep because i am so
DISGUSTED because i thought of YOU!!!!!! also you fuck like a woman
and everytime i think about it i feel sick as hell. like RIGHT
NOW!!!!!!!

oh yeah.... AND BUY YOURSELF SOME REAL CLOTHES! I MEAN I WOULD
UNDERSTAND IF YOU WERE POOR BUT YOUR DUMBASS BOUGHT A TUXEDO FOR NO
GODDAMN REASON! you should have spent that money on some real
clothes cause you look like you crawled out of a fucking dumpster
all of the time. seriously i would not go out into public with your
fucking ugly ass. what the fuck did you BUY a goddamn TUXEDO for??!!
seriously? how stupid are you? you dress like a fucking bum all the
time but you bought a tuxedo!!! HOW ABOUT BUYING SOME REGULAR
CLOTHES THAT FIT AND DON'T HAVE HOLES IN THEM YOU IDIOT?!?!?!!!!

also you always bitched about every little thing well let me tell
you something.... YOU SHOULD REALLY JUST SHUT UP CAUSE EVERY WORD
THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH IS STUPID AS FUCK.


OH YEAH AND I DID NOT!!!!! ENJOY HANGING OUT WITH YOU! EVER!!!!! YOU
ANNOYING PIECE OF SHIT! I WISH I'D NEVER MET YOUR ANNOYING PIECE OF
SHIT ASS! FUCK YOU!

i feel better now. i think i will be able to sleep.

sincerly,

A DUMB BITCH WHO HAD SEX WITH YOUR NASTY ASS


ps- i will never ever reveal to the world that i hooked up with you.
i cry at night remembering this horrible event. tell whoever you
want BUT I WILL DENY IT LIKE NONE OTHER ASSWIPE!




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