heaRtkiLLer

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2010-09-24 01:29:53 (UTC)

Al Bundy

I was at a restaurant. The guy who played Al Bundy came in
with another guy and captured me. They were going to kill
me. I managed to get away. I ran down the hill that is by
our house. I hid behind a huge rock. I saw two old
friends. Megan and some other guy. The guy that was with
Al found me. My friends didn't help. Al came and shot me in
each leg but it didn't affect the way I walked. We went
back to the restaurant. They took a seat in a booth. They
seemed to have forgotten about me so I took the
oppurtunity to run again. This time I went in the
opposite direction toward an amusement park. I saw them
come out of the restaurant and go in the direction of the
hill. At the amusement park I saw Shereen with her dog
Queefman. She had dropped her keys and went to look for
them. I passed her just as she found them. Her dog kept
wandering away from her. I went into an office and
pretended to sleep on a bed. I asked the guy there for
some help. A coworker came in and seeing someone in the
bed farted on my head. He left then came and did it again.
He never saw me. I was completely covered by the blanket.
There were a few websites written on the board in the
office. Jason Bourne and the asian guy from the hangover
came in. I grabbed the office guys keys and left. I hit
the button on his chain and tried to find his car. I saw
Al. I walked through the entire parking lot, on top of the cars
mostly, but couldn't find the car. He slowly caught up to me. I
suddenly had on my backpack with a safe in it. I threw it
at Al. Now I was at a gas station. I went to the window
cleaning things but they were all empty and had been for a
while based on the spider webs I saw. I don't know what I
would have done even if they were full. He caught me
again. I decided to just do what he said. I fooled some
kids into a trap at some school. After I talked to them
they went back to there class. One girl told the teacher
about this trunk with a note in the gym. There was a
ballet uniform in the trunk. The teacher said she didn't
dance anymore. The girl said she would dance with her if
she wanted. The kids were meant to be hostages. Al had
known this teacher long ago and just wanted to see her
dance one more time.




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