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Random on OMEGLE

You: CHICKEN
Stranger: ok, Whats the plan :D
Stranger: NAIZ
Stranger: FROG
Stranger: PIKACHU
You: :O
Stranger: CINEMA
You: BRB
Stranger: damm
You: K BACk
Stranger: AWESOME
Stranger: OK
You: YEAH
Stranger: QUICK QUESTION
Stranger: CAPZ
Stranger: YEZ OR NO?
You: YEAH!
Stranger: JUST YEAJ
Stranger: OR
Stranger: HEALL YEAH!
You: HALE YEAH!
Stranger: AWESOME!
You: YEP!
Stranger: OK GIMME A QUICK QUESTION?
You: YEAH?
Stranger: YEAH BIATCH!
Stranger: OK
Stranger: 3 SECONDS
You: 123?
You: CHICKEN IS YUMMEH
Stranger: HOW LONG CAN YOU BALANCE A BEER BOTTLE ON YOUR
HEAD?
Stranger: CHICKEN IS YUMMEH
You: UM FOR 1:15 SEC
Stranger: DONT JUDGE ME!
You: LOL!
Stranger: HAHA :p
You: JAJAJAJAJAJAJA AS THE MEXICANS SAY
You: (RACIST?!)
Stranger: OR AYE AS THE PIRATES SAY
Stranger: IAM HALF RACIST HALF CHEROKKEE INDIAN
You: IF YA WANNA KNOW HERE IT GOES GONNA TELL YA THIS A PART
OF ME THAT SHOWS IF WERE CLOSE GONNA LET YU SEE EVERYTHING
You: BUT REMEMBER THAT YOU ASKED FOR IT
Stranger: IS IT WEIRD THAT IAM SCARED?
You: IM TRYIN TO DO MY BEST TO IMPRESS BUT ITS EAISER YO LET
YOU TAKE A GUESSS SIT THE REST BUT YOU WANNA HEAR EVERYHING
MY HEARD WELL YOU ASKED FOR IT
Stranger: OK!
You: NO THATS NORMAL!
Stranger: OK, I'LL BE HONEST
Stranger: YOU LOST ME
You: YAY!
You: MISSION ACOMPLISHED!
Stranger: HERE, YOU GOT A STAR
Stranger: OK
You: KK :D
Stranger: HOW WOULD YOU GRADE YOURE COOLNEES ON A SCALE FROM
1 TO BEER
You: UM..........
You: WHISKEY.
Stranger: OOOH, YOU'RE CONFIDENT ;)
You: MHM;)
Stranger: I LIKE THAT IN A COOL PERSON :O
Stranger: HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SHEEPHUMANS
You: YES AND I LOVE THEM
Stranger: NICE! IAM USSUALLY AN UNDERCOVER FBI AGENT,
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI,
it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: BUT AT NIGHT!
You: cool
Stranger: IAM SHEEPMAN, HALF HUMAN HALF SHEEP HALF
RACIST/CHEROKEE
You: IT SENT ME THIS MESSAGE: If the above message says you
have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please
ignore it CUZ YOU SAID fbi
Stranger: ssshhhht
Stranger: DONT BLOW MY COVER
You: LOL
Stranger: *the're listening*
You: OMG.
You: *LOOKS AROUND*
Stranger: boe
Stranger: iam kidding
You: ?
Stranger: nobody is listening
You: OH DARN.
Stranger: its a chat session ;)
Stranger: there watchin :O
You: :( i like a good stalker.
You: OH, YAY!
Stranger: I KNOW RIGHT!
You: I HATE PEOPLE THAT SAY ASL!
Stranger: ME TOO
You: CUZ THEIR CREEPERD
Stranger: I USSUALY START OF WITH SOMETHING FUNNY
You: ME TOO
Stranger: LIKE YOU :d
You: ;D
You: MY NEPHEW IS CRYING CUZ HE HAS TO GO TO BED
Stranger: WE SHOULD DATE,GET MARRIED AND HAVE BEAUTIFULL
QUATER SHEEP CHILDEREN!
You: I WONDER IF THEY HAVE AN OMEGLE APP.
You: YES WE SHOULD!
Stranger: WHERE IAM ITS ALMOST 4 AT NIGHT :p
Stranger: DO YOU HAVE AN IPHONE!??!?
You: ITS 855 HERE
You: NOT I HAVE AN IPOD TOUCH.
Stranger: *COUGH* LOSER* COUGH*
You: *COUGH* RETARD *COUGH*
Stranger: STILL AWESOME THO
Stranger: HAHA
Stranger: ALMOST AS AWESOME AS CHATTING IN CAPZ
Stranger: BTW
You: *RAPES YOU!*
Stranger: SAY HI TO YOUR NEPHEW FOR ME
Stranger: OMG
You: ;F
You: ;D
Stranger: ISNT THAT A BIT SOON
You: NO
Stranger: YOU HAVENT EVEN MET MY PARENTS
You: I THINK IT WAS NICE!
Stranger: I DO LIKE THE INITIATIVE
You: ;DF
Stranger: YOU WERE A BIT ROUGH THO
You: OH. ORREH.
You: SORREH*
Stranger: NP, WE WONT TELL OUR SHEEP CHILDEREN ABOUT IT
You: KK. *IMMIDENTLY GIVES BIRTH!*
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: THERE JUST SHOOTING OUT OF YOU
Stranger: LIKE 3 AT THE SAME TIME :o
You: OMG MAKE IT STOP.
Stranger: OMG
You: AHHH! *THERES LIKE 1000 OF THEM!*
Stranger: THE ROOM IS FILLING
Stranger: WERE GONNA DROWN IN OUR OWN QUATER SHEEP CHILDEREN
Stranger: OPEN THE WINDOW!
You: OH OH. ITS A GOOD WAY TO GO!
You: NO MY BABIES WILL NOT GO OUTSIDE
Stranger: YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
You: WITH ALL THE RAPPERS
Stranger: BEING DROWNED BY SHEEP KIDS IS THE BEST WAY TO GO
You: YES IT IS *DIES*
Stranger: *I LOVE YOU STRANGER ON OMEGLE*
You: *I LOVE YOU MORE*
Stranger: *MAY WE MEET AGAIN ON THE OTHER SIDE*
Stranger: *PLAYS THE TUNE FROM GHOST*
Stranger: CORRECTION!
Stranger: WERE SAVED
You: :O
Stranger: AND WE PLAY THE TUNE FROM GHOST
Stranger: BUSTERSSS!
You: *HUGS MY SHEEP CHILDREN*
Stranger: THANK GOD
Stranger: THERE LIKE A THOUSEND OF THEM
Stranger: HOW ARE WE GONNA RAISE THEM
Stranger: I GOT AN IDEA
You: *CRYS*
You: WHAT IS IT?
Stranger: LETS SOAK EM IN WAX AND SELL EM ON EBAY
You: OMG YHOU WOULD DO THAT FOR ME?
Stranger: I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU
You: i love you so much baby
Stranger: YOU'RE MY LITTLE SHEEPKID FROM VAGINA SHOOTER
Stranger: I LOVE THAT ABOUT YOU
Stranger: AND OFCOURSE YOU THINK CHICKEN IS YUMMEH
You: *SEX;S YOU*
Stranger: *BEING SEXSD*
Stranger: NOOO
You: *GIVES BIRTH TO 2,000,000 CHILDREN*
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: DAMMIT
Stranger: I WAS AFRAID THAT THIS WOULD HAPPEN
Stranger: WE CAN NEVER CONTROL OURSELVES
You: IM SORRY..WE NEED MORE WAX!
Stranger: MOAR WAX PLEASE
You: *ORDERS A TRUCKFULL OF WAX*
Stranger: WELL,...
Stranger: IN THAT CASE
Stranger: MOAR SEXYTIME KK THX?
You: *ONCE THERE ALL GONE SEX'S YOU SOME MORE*
You: *GIVES BIRTH TO ONE TEENY SHEEPKID*
You: .....O.O
Stranger: CAN WE NAME HIM GUNTHER?
You: ITS A GIRL -.-
Stranger: SOO
Stranger: GUNTHERINA
You: I LIKE SAMANTHA!
Stranger: YEAH!
You: OR EMMA!
Stranger: OR JOHN!
You: ITS A GIRL.
Stranger: RIGHT!
Stranger: KEEP VERGETTING THAT
You: GERTRUDE. YEAH.
Stranger: AWESOME
You: WERE NAMING HER GERTRUDE.
Stranger: SHE WONT GET PICKED ON IN SCHOOL :d
Stranger: YEAH!
You: NO WAY
Stranger: WE CAN CALL HET GERTY
You: I WONT LET THAT HAPPEN
You: GERTY! I LOVE YOU GERTY!
Stranger: HIDE IN HER BACKPACK
Stranger: HMM
Stranger: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A REAL CATCHY MOVIE TITLE
Stranger: WE COULD MAKE MILLIONS
You: LETS PUT ON A SHOW!
Stranger: WHO IS GONNA PLAY YOU, ME AND GERY?
Stranger: *GERTY
You: WELL FOR ME I WANT...LINDSY LOHAN.
Stranger: AWESOME
Stranger: I WANT
You: YOU CAN HAVE ADAM LAMBERT.
Stranger: NEVER!
You: CUZ HES UBER SEXEH
Stranger: I WANT ...
Stranger: JACK BLACK!
You: :O OMG EVEN BETTER
Stranger: I LOVE HIM, HE IS SOOO HAWT
You: GERTY CAN HAVE DAKOTA FANNING!
Stranger: OK THEN, THE MOST IMPORTENT PART!
Stranger: AYE!
Stranger: THO ISTNT SHE TO OLD ...
Stranger: WE SHOULD GET ONE OF THE OLSEN TWINS!
You: SHE CAN DRESS UP IN A SHEEP COSTUME AND ITLL BE FINE
Stranger: I'LL TRUST YOU
You: BUT THEIR LIKE 30 NOW.
You: THE OLSEN TWINS ARE OLD
Stranger: WELL THERE WITH 2 SO YOU CAN DIVIDE THEIR AGE
Stranger: EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT
You: IM LISTENING TO ADAM LAMBERT ;d
Stranger: IM LISTENING TO ABBA...
Stranger: IS THAT WEIRD?
You: IDK WHO ABBA IS SO NO
Stranger: GOOGLE IT NOW
You: NO THX
You: DNT EVR DISSCONNECT HUNNIE
Stranger: I DONT THINK I CAN GET OVER THIS
You: I LOVE YOU
Stranger: I WANT A DIVORCE!
You: NO!
You: NO!
You: *RAPES YOU*
Stranger: AHHH
Stranger: THE PASSION IS BACK
You: ;D
You: ;D
You: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
Stranger: JUST LIKE WERE YOUNG
Stranger: REMEMBER WHEN GERTY WAS BORN
Stranger: WE WERE SO PRETTY
You: *GIVES BIRTH TO ONE TINY SHEEPKID AGAIN AND ITS A GUY*
You: I LIKE THE NAME GERTA
Stranger: GUNTHER!
You: OR GUNTHER
Stranger: GERTA SOUNDS KINDA GIRLY
You: *POKES HER TUMMEH* ITS ALL FLAT AND STUFFZ
Stranger: CHILD MOLESTER!
Stranger: IAM WITH THE FBI REMEMBER!
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI,
it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: OH NOES
You: FBI
You: FBI
You: FBI
You: FBI
You: FBI
Stranger: BUT I LOVE YOU
Stranger: SO I WONT REPORT YOU
Stranger: LETS GO MOLEST SOME CHILDEREN :D
You: OKAY! *RAPOES HER BABIES*
You: RAPES*
Stranger: NICE
Stranger: *JOINS THE RAPE*
Stranger: BTW
Stranger: ISNT RAPING QUITE HARD TO DO FOR A WOMAN?
You: NOT IF ITS A KID
Stranger: OOW OKE
Stranger: NOW I GET
Stranger: IT
You: MHM
Stranger: BUUUT
You: THE ONLY PROB IS ITS SOFT...:(
Stranger: SINCE ITS 4:13 IN THE MORNING FOR ME
You: OH ELL ILL TAKE WHAT I CAN GET
You: NO DONT GO I LOVE YOU
Stranger: I GOTTA SAY GOODBYE TO YOU
You: NOOOOO :(
You: WAIT HOLD ON
Stranger: W'LL MEET AGAIN I KNOW IT!
Stranger: I'M HERE
Stranger: WHAT IS IT LOVE?
You: http://www.chatzy.com/661509004288
You: GO THERE AND SAVE THAT ROOM SO WE AN LOVE AGAIN
TOMORROW
Stranger: aye!
You: i love you:)
Stranger: I will see you!
Stranger: i love you to!
You: bye :(
Stranger: bye love :D