Billabonic

Life Among The Selected Few
2010-08-09 23:53:00 (UTC)

List of Lame-Ass Excuses


- “Something came up.”

- “Oh I have a family thing to go to.”

- “I’m helping my cousin move.”

- “I’m not feeling well *cough cough*.”

- “Um yeah, we’ll see, just hit me up.”

- “I was drunk, I don’t remember.”

- “That was yesterday? Damn.”

- “Sorry I didn’t get any of your messages, I fell
asleep.”

- “I didn’t get your message, I forgot to charge my
phone.”

- “I fell asleep and when I woke up, it was too late.”

- “I have a very bad headache, how about another time?”

- “I have to do laundry.”




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