tres_mortel

Who tha hell names their diary??
2010-06-13 14:05:44 (UTC)

My sh*tty job...literally

I hate it when Will Rogers Colliseum next door to my
hotel has a horse or cattle show. Because then all of the
horse & stock show people stay here & even though they
apparentally have huge ranches & a lot of money, they still
smell like sh*t. And during their wonderful stay & even a
week after they check out, this entire hotel smells like
sh*t. It's this manuer smell that just hangs in the air, &
we can get all of the carpets cleaned & all of the rooms
changed out & it still smells like this is the Marriott
barn. Sometimes I just feel like standing up here &
saying, "Moo".
I did find it quite amusing this one time, though. We
had a foreign exchange student group staying with us until
they found their host parents during a time that a major
horse show was going on next door. So all these horse show
people were of course staying at & sh*tting up the hotel
walking around in their spurs & cowboy hats & all that
garbage that non-texans think we all wear. So by the time
these poor teenagers left the hotel, they thought they had
it all figured out...& left in the exact same ridiculous
get-ups that all these horse show people were sporting,
lol. They all went out & bought cowboy hats & some of them
were even wearing spurs on their tennis shoes but had them
on upside down, lol.
This one girl from the group came up to the desk &
actually asked me where I keep my horse while I'm working.
I told her I just ride it down the street to work
every morning & tie it to the parking meter. She was
obviously appalled by this statement but not for the
reasons you think...she wanted to know exactly who fed &
watered the poor creature while it was tied up all day & I
was at work. Lmao, seriously??
I felt bad, I tried explaining to her it was just a
joke. Even tried giving her an example she could relate
to. She was from Africa, so I asked her if she rode an
elephant everywhere she went. Of course she said no & I
explained that just like not everyone in Africa rides an
elephant not everyone in Texas rides a horse. She left
still looking confused. I don't know if their was a
language barrier there or an intelligence barrier.




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