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2010-06-11 08:16:23 (UTC)

Cop and his horse

A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a
little girl on a shiny new bike stopped beside him. "Nice
bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the
little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike
over and handed the little girl a $5 ticket for a safety
violation and said "Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector
light on the back of it." The little girl looked up at the
cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir. Did Santa bring
it to you?" "Yes he sure did," Chuckled the cop. The little
girl looked up at the cop and said "Next year tell Santa the
dick goes underneath the horse, Not on top!"


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