Time Flies

Tempis Fugit
2010-05-03 15:22:15 (UTC)

with a passionate kiss

So last night, my wife gives me one of those leading kisses
while she is changing into her sleeping clothes. We
linger... and I am thinking that this is for sure the night...

so I tell her I need to make sure our son goes to sleep and
I will be down stairs in a couple minutes. On the way down,
I lock the gate (cause we don't want a stray child to walk
in on us).

Well, suffice it to say, the demons are still housed safely
away. Frustration, and embarrassment. I did not want her to
know I was so sure of it. So, after a while I excused myself
and changed over the laundry, grabbed a load of stuff (that
I really did not need to take up right away) and went
upstairs, unlocked the gate and put the clothes away.

She asked me what was left in the dryer... fleece jackets...
not even something that can wrinkle. I told her I would take
them out in a few minutes and hang them up.

I mean what do you expect...

It seems I expected too much...

Then she asked about the condoms again. I was like I will
find them... and told her I felt like putting my penis in
the intestines of a sheep or goat or whatever the condoms
are made of, might just be the grossest thing I was ever
asked to do. She said she was willing to try the old ones we
used to use, but she was allergic to them too...

They way I look at it is I am being asked to fuck a goat,
via my wife... at the same time. I can't seem to think
frisky thoughts to actually do this.




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