2010-04-03 01:53:41 (UTC)

I'm Wishing, I'm Wishing, For the One I... Oh Forget It

Snow White is the picture of flawless beauty back in the
30s, with her dark, silky hair, poreless ivory skin and
naturally red-stained lips and cheeks. However, her beauty
has been hidden from the rest of the world because her evil
step-mother has forced her into slavery and kept her behind
the castle walls. This must be pretty annoying for Snow
White because, at this point, she could be getting a lot of
action. And what better way than to hook a hottie than by
wishing for one?! So Snow White sings into the well,
"I'm wishing (I'm wishing) for the one I love, to find me
(to find me) today (today)."
And, what do you know, a charming young prince just happens
to be riding by on his handsome white stallion at that exact
moment, and falls in love with her. So I've decided to write
to Snow White because if there's any way that that could
happen to me, I will try my best to find it.

Dear Snow White,

I have also been wishing for the one I love to find me
today. I've always thought that it hasn't come true because
something was wrong with me, but you have shown me that it
is obviously because I lack a wishing well. I would greatly
appreciate if you told me the whereabouts of this wishing
well, just so we could clear this whole misunderstanding up.
Thanks a lot.

Yours Truly, Emily

If only Snow White could respond to me. I would truly
appreciate that wishing well right about now.

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