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2009-12-22 17:26:10 (UTC)

so...

so I have been lax in my updating.

Cest la vie.

My daughter (7) got her ears pierced. She was very brave and
she looks absolutely adorable... and grown up, which is not
fair at all.

My wife and I have talked about her allergies again. She
wants to use condoms. We can't get pregnant again, and we
have not used a condom in over 10 years. She is allergic to
latex, so she wants me to find these lamb skin ones...

I feel odd about it really... for a few reasons. The first
time I bought deoterant I was so embarrassed. Condoms are
much the same in a grown up version.

I am a vegetarian... kinda a hypocritical one... but a
vegetarian nonetheless. I am sitting here with my leather
shoes and leather belt on... I just don't eat them...

So I keep thinking... these lambskin ones... are they
intestines? are they skin? I have no idea... but do I really
want to cum in the intestines of an animal or the skin of an
animal?

Well... it absolutely must be better than no sex again ever
for the forseeable future. It has been 3 lonely months... again.

A while back she had me watch Dr. Oz. Not really something I
watch, but I did one day. I came away from the episode with
the knowledge that married couples on average have sex 58
times a year.

Mother Fucker! He did not have to say that!




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