Billabonic
Life Among The Selected Few
The 100% Solution
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving
more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where
someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you
answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty , that
while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and
Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass
kissing that will put you over the top.
'REMEMBER: SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS
ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM.'
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