NotSoSadSadie

The Laughter Inside My Mind
2009-03-26 05:18:48 (UTC)

I got my belt and...

my boss calls me into work knowing I'm sick for the
afternoon shift, feeling like hell i tried calling another
staff to take my place, i shouldn't have been there but
nobody wants to come in, so i go in sicker than hell, i
spend half my shift at the urgent care and the hospital
because a client fell ill...poor guy, finally getting out of
there i reach home and Yippie my contour belt has arrived,
well me and directions are no good together, so i sit
staring at this mini machine thinking it's got the best of
me because i don't know how to stick wires together, HA, i
watched the video and i prevail..well i put the sucker onto
my fat ass gut and follow all the directions..all i hear is
beeping and feel nothing; great it's broke..nope..i got
smart,they must think that big gutted bitches like me
shouldn't wear this so i increased the intensity level to 45
and man it feels like it's massaging my tummy, so I'm hoping
it does what it claims, it's gonna be great to do while my
fat ass is sweating and dying on my treadmill..imma try it
on my lower gut tomorrow and switch off Friday..i NEED to
lose this flabbiness..hmm tired now..fill ya in tomorrow i guess

Much love
Sadie




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