Elisa
Lithas Boring Babble of Endless Crap
wanna know me? i wouldnt either.
Have you kissed more than 10 people this year?
hooker.....no
When did you last talk to the person you like?
right before he went to bed
List lyrics to the song you're currently listening to?
can you pretend im amazing
i can pretend im amazing
instead of what we both know
instead of what we both know
i cut to the punchline baby
can we pretend im amazing
instead of what we both know
Could you go the rest of your life without drinking
alcohol?
yes, but i like it occasionally
Do you hate the last person you kissed?
why would i kiss them if i hated them
Will this weekend be a good one?
like any other im sure
Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
who hasnt
Ever felt like you're not good enough?
ive never good enough
Where did you get the shirt your wearing right now?
target
Do you look more like, your mom or dad?
both but i think more my dad
What was the last thing you drank?
apple juice
Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?
my animals
Have you fell asleep in someones arms?
all the time
Do you like meeting new people?
unless theyre assholes. then yes.
Someone knocks on your window at 2 AM, what do you say?
"hunny fucking call 911 theres someone in our backyard
knocking on our window"
Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
no
Has anyone upset you in the last week?
constantly
Ever kissed someone who smokes?
daily
Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
yes, people usually tell fat chicks that. that or "you
have a really cool personality"
Are you keeping a big secret right now?
usually
What color are your eyes?
grey
Ever kissed in the rain?
yes
How many people have you kissed in a jacuzzi?
0
Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
yeah....leave it to some christians to ruin that longing
Do you miss anyone?
yes, MA, NC, HEAVEN....I miss lots of people
Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
straight
What's something you really want right now, be honest?
a job (not telemarketing)
Does anything hurt on your body?
being fat makes many things hurt
Do you ever think "what if" about anything?
unfortunatly my medications still dont help that.
people literally drive themselves clinically insane
thinking about those things....meds dont work if you still
want to be able function in society
What do you think of people who smoke?
whatever if thats what you want to do, i have one
occasionally, my husband smokes and chews, but for christs
sake PLEASE dont make me unable to breath because you
choose not to. air your ass out before you come into
confined spaces with other people
Do you sleep on your side, stomach,or back?
mostly stomach but some side and very little back
How do you think you look right this moment?
thats a loaded question
What's the greatest thing that happened to you
today?
my friend had her baby boy today. 9 lbs 9 ozs 19 1/2 inches
Does it take a lot to make you cry?
is there a hallmark commercial on? is there an ASPCA
commercial on with sarah mclaughlin (sp?) singing? did i
just think about something? im a weepy bitch and i fully
admit it!
Does it annoy you when someone says they’ll call, but never
do?
yes, but im a hypocrit
Do you believe exes can be friends?
unless one of them is FUCKING RETARDED and has a wife and
a baby and still asks if "we" could ever be. and im
married and dont care, hes a cool guy to hang out. then
yes i think it could work
Are you happy with the way things are going?
rarely
Has anyone said they love you in the last week?
yed
Who was the last person of the opposite sex you had a
conversation with?
my husband
Do you usually have weird dreams?
constantly, several times a night...
Do you hate someone right now?
box c (self)
Does anyone like you?
couldnt tell you why but yes i think so
Is it going anywhere with them?
were married.....can it go further?
Have you ever ran a red light or been in a car when
someone did?
yeppers
Are you afraid of needles?
20 piercings, 8 tattoos and several (over 100) blood tests
all of my life....nope i welcome them
Do you want any tattoos?
many many, i want to be covered in them
Do you get along with girls?
rarely, most of them are backstabbing emo bitches, its
hard to find lasting friendships
What do you currently hear?
"everlsating friend" - blue october
Is there anyone who doesn't like you?
most likely. i don't particularly care. (i stole this
answer from the person i yoinked this from)
How tall are you?
5'10"
Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?
i forgot my crystal ball
What's the last sporting event you watched?
are fat chick obligated to watch sports?
Ever go camping?
yup, i miss it
Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot?
not usually
Are you jealous of anyone?
bill gates
Have you ever made anyone cry?
yes, retribution
Are you normally a happy person?
no
Do you know what you want in life?
money, i would pay off my debts, buy a house, decent
vehicles. i dont care about jewels and massive suv's and
palacial estates with mountain views. i need a 4 bedroom
so my mother in law can live with us, decent backyard for
the dog and kids should i ever be lucky enough to have any.
How long do you have until your birthday?
2.5 months
Do you think that you're a good person?
no, but im not a killer, or a robber, i pay my taxes (when
i am apparently useful enough to get a job) and i try, i
try my hardest to not let myself slip away.
Have you ever broken someone's heart?
he says so, but liars are always liars no matter what they
say.
Has anyone ever seen you in your underwear?
multiple people
Who did you last talk to in person?
my husband
Will the next person you kiss be the same person you last
kissed?
yep
Do you like cuddling?
very much so
When was the last time you held hands with someone?
yesterday
Alright, so have you ever actually sat down and thought
about why you like the person you like?
yes, but there are just some people you dont need reasons,
you just like them, no matter what....so, "i just do"
suffices
Do you ever think about the world ending?
mostly my world
Do you care about how you eat?
i care until it touches my tongue and then i dont care
until im done eating then as usual i have eaters remorse
Is there someone you'd really like to hang out with and
just talk about stuff?
i wanna talk to linds
Is there something that has happened in your past that you
really hate talking about?
do i only get to pick one? i think theres only one that
makes my physically ill, its the only time i have actually
hurt myself. i puked i was so pissed off/hurt/disgusted. i
dont know why i think about it, it plays like a fucking
disneyland ride intro video from hell. it still makes me
sick. and the lies. why lies?
What teacher has left the biggest impact on you?
mrs. soroka she was the only teacher that made me feel it
was ok to be me, she was the only teacher that ever
realised i had a problem and helped me with it. god im all
emo now cause of the last question
Who was the last person you cuddled with?
hubbs
When you're mad at someone do you stay mad for a long
time?
im 25 years old...ive been mad at some people for 25 years.
Do you think a lot of people think bad things about you?
yep, honestly i don't care. it cant be worse than what i
think about myself.
What's something you want to change about your life?
being a failure
Have you ever seen the last person you texted naked?
lmao yes...blerg
What was the last thing you watched on television?
elf is on right now but i have my headphones on so i dont
know whats going on
Will tomorrow be better than today?
maybe, possibly, probably not
Is your shirt yellow?
no
Do you want to see somebody right now?
sure
Can you live without your cell phone?
yes, but why would i do that?
Who do you have a question for right now?
i question myself
If a guy put his jacket on a puddle for you, would you
actually walk on it?
depends on the guy and how nice my shoes were. but then if
there were a puddle it would probably be raining so i
would be dancing in it
Sometimes, does it feel like your life isn't going
anywhere?
sometimes? all the time...
Do you ignore people when you're mad/upset with them?
i dont ignore them i keep my mouth shut so i dont say
anything i will regret
Is it easy to make you smile?
depends on who you are
Brunettes or blondes?
sultry brunettes
Do you have trust issues?
i dont trust, i hope thats not an issue.
Do you think the last person you kissed cares for you?
i should hope so, were married
Do you sleep with one leg out from under the covers?
yes i have to
Do you like to hold or be held?
depends on my mood but mostly be held
Do you have a bad habit?
only one again?
One thing you're looking forward to?
....................................
Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
not anymore
Why did you cry the last time you did?
i think the last time was a migrane but i could be wrong
Did you wake up happy today?
happy enough, i got kyoto bowl that i was craving
yesterday but they were closed and took one of my kittys
to the vet
Who have you texted today?
mom, hubbs, lesley, candi wrapper, aaryn, christina,
crina, michele, spoop meister, stinky feet mcgee
What are you going to do after this survey?
go to bed
Have you ever stripped for money?
they would pay me to put my clothes back on
Would you rather fly, drive or travel by train?
depends on distance and who im with
What products do you use to moisturize your lips?
my tongue
Do you look better pale or tanned?
im white...pale
Do you have to sleep with a television on?
no
Whats your favorite flavor of tic tacs?
orange
This time last year, can you remember who you liked?
same person i like now.
One day from now this time, where will you be?
probably the same exact spot
Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
yup
Do you have feelings for anyone?
yup
Does the person you like, like you back?
so im told
Who was the first person you talked to today?
mom
How late did you stay up last night?
530 am
Have you ever ridden a horse?
yes twice, if i wasnt fat i would like it more...all the
jiggling gets annoying
Who was the last person you cried in front of?
my husband
You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life,
what is it?
uhhhh, water...seeing as how thats kinda what you need to
live.
Are you anything like you were at this point last year?
nope, i thought i was going somewhere last year. that all
fell to shit as usual
Have you lost contact with someone you wish you didn't?
as usual
Who are your favorite people to talk to when you’re down?
i have a couple, mainly i keep it to myself and these
stupid anonymous blog type things
Whens the last time you talked with the opposite sex on
the phone?
today, i gave my hubbs an update on the kitty from the vet
What will you be doing in 3 hours?
sleeping
Do you miss the way things used to be?
i miss being a stoner. thats honestly the happiest i have
ever been in my life. i wasnt afraid of new things or
people, just living to live.
Would you ever live with anyone on your top friends?
i have lived with 3 of them
Have you held hands with anyone in the past 24 hours?
no
Does anyone call you baby?
no
Are you a patient person?
no
What is the last thing you said out loud?
god damnit hocki, get in, now
Who usually cheers you up?
music...i know its not a who but....oh well
Think back to the last boy to text you, would you kiss
them?
i usually do
Are you upset about anything?
jobs and the economy
Think of the last person you kissed, would you kiss them
again?
were married, so yes....and didnt we already ask this?
What are you listening to?
my zune is on random it just went to "who'll stop the
rain" by creedence clearwater revival
Any plans for tomorrow?
im going to go meet my friends new baby boy!
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