Timothy

Jack's Twisted Kingdom
2007-06-28 08:38:58 (UTC)

speaking to oneself

so.

yes?

I really have nothing to say. I mean, I could I suppose
blather on endlessly about the things I lack. love. power.
money. romance. books. a car. a few tattoo's.

endlessly you already, go on about those things.

yeah.

you're the one who wanted to write something.

mmm.. so....

you said that already.

oh, right, I did, didn't I?

yes.

you should stop that.

what?

talking to yourself in the 3rd person.

I suppose.

yes, you definitely should.

it is a little disconcerting isn't it?

very. makes people think you're nuts.

I am nuts.

no, you're bored, lonely, and in need of someone to talk to.

I already do.

to people online. people who you don't breath the same air.

I like them all the same. they're my friends.

you make a piss poor effort to talk to anyone.

that's because I'm always in a bad mood.

PISS or get off the pot.

you stole that from the movie we were in.

it's a good line.

yes it is.

but you're still a fuck up.

that's mean.

that's truth.

phht. go fuck yourself.

I can't. I'm you. and we only top out at 8".

always got to have the last word, don't you?

yes.

fucker.

slacker.

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