Kalamity K

The Daily Chaos of Kalamity K
2007-05-01 19:37:29 (UTC)

YOU CAN ALL FUCK RIGHT THE HELL OFF

YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT. YOU AND YOU AND YOU. ALL YOU MOTHER
FUCKERS GETTING PAID YOU BIG STUPID FUCKING SALARIES, ALL
OF YOU WHO ARE GETTING PAID FOUR AND FIVE TIMES WHAT I
MAKE, WHO ARE HIRED TO HANDLE THE BIG THINGS, HIRED TO BE
THE BIG GUNS IN THE TENSE SITUATIONS, YOU CAN ALL FUCK
RIGHT THE HELL OFF. RIGHT NOW. I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF YOU
GET A CONTEMPT ORDER LEVELLED AGAINST US. I DON'T GIVE A
RAT'S ASS IF WE ARE "MALIGNED FOR NON-CO-OPERATION" IN
FRONT OF AN ARBITRATOR ON FRIDAY. I DON'T GIVE ONE FLYING
FUCK IF YOU ARE PISSED OFF OUT OF YOUR MIND BECAUSE OF MY
INCOMPETENCE. YOU KNOW WHY? I'M SICK OF PINCH-HITTING FOR
YOU ALL. I'M SICK OF BEING ASKED WHAT WENT WRONG ON
SOMETHING THAT NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN AN ISSUE BUT BECAME
ONE WHEN YOU GOT YOUR FINGERS IN THE PIE TOO EARLY AND
FUCKED IT UP. I'M SICK OF LAWYERS WHINING THAT THEY HAD TO
CALL ANOTHER LAWYER ON THEIR OWN WITHOUT US. UHM, ISN'T
THAT WHAT YOU WENT TO LAW SCHOOL FOR? GOD KNOWS, I WENT TO
LAW SCHOOL, TOO, AND I DIDN'T LOSE MY FUCKING ABILITY TO
PICK UP THE PHONE AND SPEAK TO LAWYERS. I'M SICK OF
SECONDS-IN-COMMAND ASKING WHY THEY DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT
THINGS. BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T, OKAY? BECAUSE WE NEED MORE
HELP, OKAY? BECAUSE YOUR STUPID CLERK IS A MOTHER FUCKING
PIECE OF SHIT EMPLOYEE, HOW'S THAT? OR HOW ABOUT THIS FOR
A THOUGHT: BECAUSE YOU DON'T LISTEN TO US. BECAUSE YOU DO
THINGS OVER OUR HEADS AND DON'T CONSULT US AND DON'T
UNDERSTAND WHY IT THEN DOESN'T WORK. BECAUSE YOU DON'T
LISTEN TO THE PEOPLE ON THE GROUND WHO DO ALL YOUR FUCKING
WORK. BECAUSE YOU ARE EXPECTING PERFECTION FROM A SYSTEM
THAT IS BREAKING UNDER ITS OWN WEIGHT. ACTUALLY, BREAKING
UNDER OUR OWN SUCCESS, BECAUSE WE KEPT THIS PLACE RUNNING
WHILE EVERYONE BUT EVERYONE LOOKED THE OTHER WAY AND NOW
THAT IT'S STARTING TO FALL LIKE I SAID IT WOULD BACK IN
FUCKING AUGUST, NOW IT'S A DISASTER. BECAUSE OUR STUPID
MOTHER FUCKING DIRECTOR HAD THE BALLS TO STAND UP IN FRONT
OF EVERYONE IN DECEMBER AND DECLARE THAT THE STUFF I WORK
ON HAD BEEN COMPLETELY MASTERED AND WAS COMPLETELY UNDER
CONTROL WHEN NOTHING COULD BE FARTHER FROM THE TRUTH.
UNTIL NOW. NOW, DECEMBER LOOKS LIKE WE WERE UNDER
CONTROL. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. AND NOW WE HAVE TO TALK.
YEAH. GO AHEAD AND TALK. TELL ME ALL ABOUT HOW YOU'RE
TRYING TO HELP US BUT YOU JUST CAN'T WITHOUT OUR HELP AND
CO-OPERATION. TELL ME ALL ABOUT HOW YOU REALLY CAN'T HAVE
THINGS FALLING THROUGH THE CRACKS ANY MORE. TELL ME ALL
ABOUT IT. PLEASE, LET ME HEAR IT. PLEASE. BECAUSE CLEARLY
NONE OF YOU BIG GUNS WITH YOUR BIG FUCKING SALARIES AND
YOUR BIG FUCKING TITLES, CLEARLY NONE OF YOU CAN FUCKING
GET YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASSES LONG ENOUGH TO FUCKING
MANAGE A PLACE RIGHT. MY GOD I COULD DO A BETTER FUCKING
JOB THAN YOU ARE DOING AND WHO THE HELL AM I BUT AN HONEST
TO GOD FUCKING DUMBASS NOBODY?

[-SHE JUST SCREAMS AND KICKS A CHAIR, HARD-]

YOU JUST CAN ALL FUCK RIGHT THE HELL OFF BECAUSE I DO NOT
GIVE A DAMN ANY MORE. FUCK. OFF!!!

K2


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