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Nick's Journal
2007-01-16 23:28:39 (UTC)

America needs more fucking sidewalks

so as i decided to medicate myself today i had no choice but
to trek all the way to the local grocery store (a convenient
mile and a half from my apartment). it had just snowed this
morning so the going was quite treacherous especially
because there's a fuckingn mountainside to scale down with
cars whizzing by you at ungodly speeds.
which got me to this point. do you think we could get some
more sidewalks up in here? not until you spend 90% of your
time walking do you realize that not only are there an
insane few amount of sidewalks but also that they are about
as inconveniently located as possible. so anyway there i am
truding through icy parking lots to the local grocery store,
because if i'd want to take the sidewalk i'd have to trudge
all around to the OTHER SIDE OF THE PARKING lot, next to the
mall, cos that makes sense.
of course i love my purchase, nothing says you have some
bowel trouble than purchasing 128 fl oz of gatorade and
MAXIMUM strength pepto bismol. seriously the guy looked at
me like i had the bubonic plague. oh well at least i got
that done. then i wanted to go to blockbuster since it was
right in the area and i had just signed up for blockbuster
online.
specifically i was making good on my promise to use their
free coupon, i bet you those bitches didn't see that one coming.
of course to GET to the blockbuster i had to walk up an icy
incline with absolutely NO sidewalk, because if i wanted to
take the sidewalk, i'd have to walk clear through fucking
africa to the OTHER SIDE OF THE MALL!! so i could either
make it a 20 min walk or a 2 min. walk. well you know what
i was i was gonna do.
well then i got my movie and now i had to walk everything
all the way back the fuck up. holy christ, try scaling a
cliff when you're sick as a dog. i was pantin' like rosie
o'donnell after she ties her shoe laces.
but anyway i'm now back here. i got lady in the water (i'm
giving shyamalan ONE more chance) cos i heard it was pretty
cool and to tell you the truth i just felt plain weird with
transamerica (not a porn!) starring felicity huffman in my
hands. it's supposed to be great but seriously i'm not
prancing around blockbuster with a transvestite movie in my
hands, just call me shallow on that one.
anyhow, i'm sucking down gatorade like it's going out of
style and i just realized that the pepto bismol that i
bought has the serving size in tbsps and mililiters but the
cup is in tsps and fl oz.
that's why you don't go with generic brands, i guess i'll
just chug it.