Hiro Protagonist

Yarrrr

Avast ye scalliwags!
Aye, hello, I want t' tell you about my fa'orite female body
part.
Ahoy, that, o' course, would be the 'aginal entryway. Ye'll
ne'er get me buried booty.
Aye, old fashioned, I know, but sometimes old is good. A
pence for an old man o'de sea?
The boobages be a wonderfull thin' no doubt about it.
Arrr, but Im still belei'in' that the holiest o' holies is
the winner by far. Aye, me parrot concurs.