Hiro Protagonist

Life and Times of a pre-occupied mind
2006-07-05 13:53:51 (UTC)

Great Googily Moogliy

Just thought Id jump back on here for a spell...simply to
look at the time stamp between THIS entry and the PREVIOUS
one...yeah...2 years

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Though, Ive moved onto bigger and better things
(LiveJournal), This place will always have a special place
in my heart... The place I can speak what is on my mind
without fear of retribution from the masses.
And I can talk about fucking too.

Thats always a plus...My Ma has my Live Journal address, so
thats Out of the fucking question to be myself on that
blog.. I want to vomit thinking what my ma would say if she
read about the swallower or jizz in general.
Because everyone knows I was an immaculate conception..my
parents would NEVER do the nasty...*shiver*

so...

How can I stear this in the direction of sex...? Im out of
practice to say the least.

OH, I KNOW...

I had a student today with larger than normal breasts, but a
shorter than normal body height (This is Japan remember).
I tried to imagine what having sex with her would be like,
and all I could do was laugh at the silliness of it
all...she being SOOO short, and me of decent height, even
the ole standby missionary position would pose great dangers
of me smothering her in my chest hair.

There, You happy?




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