Timothy

Jack's Twisted Kingdom
2006-07-03 20:22:16 (UTC)

Lemon-aide

or, how I managed to fuck up my car.

I bought a lemon. lovely little lemon.

OMG! When am I gonna learn? DO NOT BUY
THE FIRST FRAKKING CAR YOU SEE CAUSE IT'S
COOL YOU MORON!

WTF WERE YOU THINKING?? hah, this is cool
huh, I'm an idiot, haha.

Guy probably saw me coming a mile away...

sigh..

So, I'm booting around the other day, with
thomas (german guy I met at the hostel), and
we end up at a gas station, I have a brilliant
idea, put more oil in it. at this point, I've
not checked anything yet, discover there's no
oil (at this point, I'm an idiot), so I dump
in 5 litres of oil, poof, car starts blowing
smoke, why? becuase there was oil, I'm an idiot.

long story short, I fix it myself becuase
Canadian tire people are morons, and then
go on to discover after buying the car manual
that it also needs a new engine hose, and a new
muffler system...

YAY! not.

damnit. I really liked the damned little
thing too.. no more fucking volkwagens for
me.. next time, I'm buying american!