Jonathan

Random (boring) Thoughts
2006-06-18 17:34:13 (UTC)

Stupid Small Towns

There is now no doubt about it: I live in the lamest town
in America.

Today was the annual Derby Cow Parade. For those of you who
are confused by the title, let me explain. The event
consists of a parade...of cows...walking down the street.

Let me assure you, it's not even as much fun as it sounds.
After the cows shit in the street, their trailers drive by,
and that's it. It's a hell of a parade.

I know that we live in a small town, but it must be
possible to do something more interesting than that. Hell,
I would be happy to see the fire company sponsor a parade
in which they hose down the audience on the side of the
street. At least it would be entertaining.

But alas, I'm stuck in the dumbest town in America with
nothing to do for entertainment except watch a fucking
parade of cows.

I don't know which was scarier about this afternoon: The
fact that hundreds of people showed up for the parade, or
the fact that many of the cows were more attractive than
their owners.

Either way, it's becoming apparent that I've been up here
way too long.




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