Day time Television is so depressing
so i'm incapacitated for the second straight day with a
sinus infection. i hate sinus infections, i hate the
pounding headaches, the nausea, and the fact that i seem to
ooze out of every opening in my body. as if all that wasn't
enough, i'm ansy. i hate not being at work and i just can't
deal with day-time television. christ, what a depressing
show of events.
i think the worst are the cash commercials. these are the
stores where degenerates go in and get money for their car
title. what a bunch of fucking idiots.
"i get all the cizzity-cash that i needs, and i still keeps
ugh, it's really depressing. like this one guy said he got
cash to pay his bills. shoot me in the face right now. and
they always seem like they one the fucking lottery in those
then you have all the today shows. first off tyra banks is
fucking insane. she is insane. why that woman has a show
instad of being in a mental ward is beyond me. but the only
one better than her is tony danza. who the fuck gave tony
danza a show? this guy is worse than arsenio hall! first
off the man has the attention span of a gerbil on crack. i
love how he asks a question and you can just tell that his
eyes glaze over. what a putz.
i'm thinking the celebrities are realizing this now as he
can only seem to get low-lifes like gary busey on his show,
who by the way, i thought was dead.
then of course there's always jerry springer. i flipped to
the channel and i saw a fat black woman in a wedding gown.
i kept on going.
of course you also have the local news who decide that the
today show scaring you shitless with the latest cancer
epidemic isn't quite enough. how the fuck are they able to
find ill shit at 11 am on a tuesday? are criminals even up
yet? or they have something ridiculously lame that they
make out to be the most terrifying, horrifying thing on
earth. like some dumb bitch burning down her own house
while trying to make tater tots. but they spin it like,
"TATER TOTS!!! IS YOUR HOUSE NEXT? WE ARE ALL SO FUCKED, WE
ARE SO FUCKED!!!! THEY'RE GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN NIGGAH!
THEY'RE GONNA BURN IT THE FUCK
give me a fucking break.
and of course there is always the price is right. talk
about depressing. if your greatest moment in life is that
you're standing next to a septuagenarian who is obviously
hooked on meds or has found the fountain of youth and isn't
telling anyone about it, while deciding how much a blender
costs, you have to seriously re-examine your life.
and some of these losers have their own shirts and say how
they've been watching the price is right all their life.
how horribly fucking depressing.
it's no better when i decide to go out and get an errand
done. i see people walking into and out of the local liquor
stores wiht brown bags. christ.
i think i need some sleep.